I am recruiting followers..

[Sturdy]

For the upcoming war between the Octopi's paid employee's and their virtual slaves the Player Moderators, Forum Moderators and the Player Design Committee.

If you wish to apply to my campaign please send me a message notifying me and constantly give me respect via the forum system. Change your signature to 'We are us, and they are them - They are seaming and we are hemming. I'll follow Jayaris to the death, like a dutiful lemming.'

My current campaign plan is of course frightfully elaborate, but you must first perform a series of tasks that I have not yet created be sure to pray to me each night as to bolster my spiritual powers. Once you have attained the Rank of 'All-Seeing Crop Grower'

Jayaris wants you, well not actually you but the guy next to you, who isn't quite as lame!

[Kurisukun]

If I sign up, do I get a T-shirt?

[Sturdy]

This message is too short. Please lengthen your message to atleast 10 characters.

[Kurisukun]

Awwwww!! That's no fun.

As a side note, I'm fairly certain that I read somewhere (not sure how reputible the source was) That lemmings don't actually just follow the person in front of them blindly off cliffs, like the popular folk-lore suggests, but that the particular phenominon which has been filmed of this, involves hearding lemmings off of cliffs.

So I suppose the analogy is still valid, although a bit less powerful.

[Sturdy]

Awwwww!! That's no fun.

As a side note, I'm fairly certain that I read somewhere (not sure how reputible the source was) That lemmings don't actually just follow the person in front of them blindly off cliffs, like the popular folk-lore suggests, but that the particular phenominon which has been filmed of this, involves hearding lemmings off of cliffs.

So I suppose the analogy is still valid, although a bit less powerful.

Get out of my thread Heretic, you will burn in hellfire.

[Kurisukun]

Get out of my thread Heretic, you will burn in hellfire.

Heretic? So you're setting yourself up as a god figure... interesting.

But why include the classic heaven vs. Hell symbolism here? Especially with the hell fire thing. Can't you go for something a tad more original? I mean, I got a plethora of potential pantheons for you to choose from, surely you can come up with something origional?

If you'd like, PM me, and I'll see if I can hook you up with somethin' a tad more... interesting.

[mrobviousj]

Heretic? So you're setting yourself up as a god figure... interesting.
I was thinking the same thing. That or he's been playing WAAAAAAAY too much Halo lately...

[Kurisukun]

I was thinking the same thing. That or he's been playing WAAAAAAAY too much Halo lately...

Oh! He could be going the Prophet route too. Ya know, the jesus kind of thing...

*ponders* Which makes things REAL interesting... Even more room for world design.

[Sturdy]

Heretic? So you're setting yourself up as a god figure... interesting.

But why include the classic heaven vs. Hell symbolism here? Especially with the hell fire thing. Can't you go for something a tad more original? I mean, I got a plethora of potential pantheons for you to choose from, surely you can come up with something origional?

If you'd like, PM me, and I'll see if I can hook you up with somethin' a tad more... interesting.

Kurisukun you disrespectful swine, this is no joke this is no story. No tale for your miserable offspring, there is nothing classic nor do we attempt to be 'origional' whatever the 'hell' that is. You are the lowest of the PDC the scum of this place, you come in here trying to trivialize my campaign against Octopi the Tyrannous company that is bound by its own idiocy. To compare this to a 'classic heaven vs. Hell' scenario is to give yourselves too much credit, as you are merely mortal and no high class of mortal at that.

[Gawdzilla]

hm.. what are my health benefits ? do i get life insurance ?

[Sturdy]

hm.. what are my health benefits ? do i get life insurance ?

Loss of life is assured.

[Profanity]

This thread delivers!

[MrSte]

I was thinking the same thing. That or he's been playing WAAAAAAAY too much Halo lately...

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[Sturdy]

Picature

It is not pleasant when people post over sized humorless animations - Cease and desist cretin, that aside view the thread about the Octopi conspiracy.. how much longer will we take this abuse, rise up and join me in the fight for justice!

[Asidra]

Grow up. You are a consumer, if you don't like Pox or Octopi leave.

The Mods are fine and if the player base in general was more mature they wouldn't be necessary. Unfortunately, that isn't the case as you and a lot of others so wonderfully demonstrate.

[theDVS1]

I don't have a cause or anything...err..perhaps not having a cause is my cause. You know, keeping the pond surface free of ripples....AaauUuumMM

In all seriousness tho, right now, both sides of this should really just stop posting on this for the day/night, relax, collect your thoughts, and try to present your cases in a way that may actually lead to something positive. Personal assaults may win elections, but they don't promote change. Not that I think that is possible...but this is pointless.

On a side note, image linking can be really helpful. Please don't ruin it with gigantic images that aren't game related. If you wanna emphasize a point with a "humorous" pic, reducing its size is more polite.

edit- I could of posted this in any of the threads, this was just the newest one. I hope most of you realize the truth actually lies somewhere between both of your stances.

[Sturdy]

Grow up. You are a consumer, if you don't like Pox Octopi leave.

The Mods are fine and if the player base in general was more mature they wouldn't be necessary. Unfortunately, that isn't the case as you and a lot of others so wonderfully demonstrate.

You treacherous spy, you come in here as if you are one of us, one of the people but in fact you work for them - you are part of the enemy. This is not about maturity, perhaps not enough years of your life has passed for your brain to comprehend such a concept as is my ultimate revolution. When your defenses falter and your town is ransacked and burnt to the ground Octopi will not welcome you into their protection. They will slay you for your failures. Now run along puppet, we have no need for your logic here.

[Truce]

We are them, and he is ***aris - He is hemming and we are seaming. We probably will never get banned, we are Octopis favorite lemmings.

[Sturdy]

We are them, and he is ***aris - He is hemming and we are seaming. We probably will never get banned, we are Octopis favorite lemmings.

I take it you are in Truce, since HellspawnD is late I officially name you as general of the army, you will participate in all battles I am challenged to.

[MrSte]

It is not pleasant when people post over sized humorless animations - Cease and desist cretin, that aside view the thread about the Octopi conspiracy.. how much longer will we take this abuse, rise up and join me in the fight for justice!

You can set it so you don't see pics and your not one to call blame for annoying people.

[Sturdy]

You can set it so you don't see pics and your not one to call blame for annoying people.

You dare to pretend that you are knowing of the message I wish to deliver!? Where in my text did I even mention the word 'annoy'. And it is not the case that I do not want to see any pictures, I simply do not wish to see over sized spam pictures.

[MrSte]

Not pleasant is more or less the same as annoy, If it were anyone else I would edit it but since its you I wont.

[Alrikor]

MrSte, do not spam, please. The picture didn't really offer anything to the topic. If you want to post Halo pictures then make a Halo thread in the off-topic forum.

You don't have to worry about editing it, as I am pretty lenient with giving out infractions (and I did not do so here). Though I will give an infraction if I see any spam from you in the near future.

[Sturdy]

MrSte, scorned by the very dogs you seeked to defend! You're attempts at de-railing my thread faltered by your own ally, my legions will not fall so easily..

[goldflame]

lawl. would join jarayis but I already promised my soul to the devil.
http://www.thebreakfastclubclan.org/graphics/cartoons/cartoons_calvin_and_hobbes_games_lousy_shot_2_prom ised_soul_to_devil(1000x1280x256).gif

[Alrikor]

MrSte, scorned by the very dogs you seeked to defend! You're attempts at de-railing my thread faltered by your own ally, my legions will not fall so easily..

Haha, it is not as though I am taking sides. Even though you actively seek to go against moderators, it is my duty, regardless of who is involved, to enforce the rules. For example, a police officer would still be expected to defend a woman being beaten by a man, even if that woman is a notorious drug-dealer and suspected killer. In other words, I am just doing my job. I see no reason to go against enforcers of the law unless those enforcers are corrupt in their duties (which some are, but not all, so it is unfair to throw them all into one group).

[SaiTaan]

Haha, it is not as though I am taking sides. Even though you actively seek to go against moderators, it is my duty, regardless of who is involved, to enforce the rules. For example, a police officer would still be expected to defend a woman being beaten by a man, even if that woman is a notorious drug-dealer and suspected killer. In other words, I am just doing my job. I see no reason to go against enforcers of the law unless those enforcers are corrupt in their duties (which some are, but not all, so it is unfair to throw them all into one group).

The Bunny Lord stands quietly behind Alrikor, silently adding his support, surrounded by hungry Magma Bunnies.

[Simpox]

For the upcoming war between the Octopi's paid employee's and their virtual slaves the Player Moderators, Forum Moderators and the Player Design Committee.

If you wish to apply to my campaign please send me a message notifying me and constantly give me respect via the forum system. Change your signature to 'We are us, and they are them - They are seaming and we are hemming. I'll follow Jayaris to the death, like a dutiful lemming.'

My current campaign plan is of course frightfully elaborate, but you must first perform a series of tasks that I have not yet created be sure to pray to me each night as to bolster my spiritual powers. Once you have attained the Rank of 'All-Seeing Crop Grower'

Jayaris wants you, well not actually you but the guy next to you, who isn't quite as lame!

Is this going to work like scientology? in which case do we get special powers?

[Sturdy]

Is this going to work like scientology? in which case do we get special powers?

I'm not sure how scientology works, but I can assume one thing for certain and that is that my religion is twice as good. So logically you will be required to sacrifice twice as much donate twice as much and gain twice as much magic power!

[Simpox]

I'm not sure how scientology works, but I can assume one thing for certain and that is that my religion is twice as good. So logically you will be required to sacrifice twice as much donate twice as much and gain twice as much magic power!

Then thats some serious powercreep in terms of crazy cults, but I always wanted to be brainwashed into giving away all my money and wasting my life, after all thats why i play games like pox!

[Sturdy]

Good work Necromancers!

[Truce]

Protip; Octopi oppose the god Jayaris by moving his thread.

[HawkFain]

what is the point of this thread?

[Simpox]

you may not see the point now, but after attending a few cult meetings Jayaris will have you hook, line and sinker!