well the owl was fun because it was given to me by a mod after I impersonated a mod by copying their standard owl avatar and talking in green that one time but you are right time to take off this mask. man look at that, feels good to be back.
you surely provoked him. How dare you provoke him with your bacon. Also he did it for you, he took half for your health. He is a saint, he sacrificed himself for you.
Besides, you shouldn't have left it lying around like that. I called dibs and nobody was around to dispute it, so I figured I was all in the clear.