average

Good, im not an average person.

 

Quite right, you rank far below average.

 

All I gots to say is ... Poop, man

 

I'm sorry.

 

I prefer to call myself Exceptionally ordinary

 

My gf told me i was above average, so it must be true, bow down to me.

 

Sounds like your gf has had too many to compare to in the past.

 

She said that to me too.... strange

 

Cheeky, she would have your pants down if she heard you, not in a good way.

 

Go on.

 

A verbal spanking at best. Sorry to disappoint.

 

Yeah b*tch, daddy loves it when you...





Talk dirty to me