*insert joke about making out with pillow and/or Firking the pillow* I can't blame you, i'd probably do the same
I don't think so. I think just cafepress gets money from it, but DOG need to step up their merch game.
Since it's acceptable to share desires Large grimlic in the front with front view like artwork and grimlic of k'thir to match it but backview and on the back of the hoodie. masochist thong would be so much more appealing? and finally the "will wurk for fud" moga art on a t-shirt*
A figurine around 1-2 inches tall would be really cool, the ones with the old layout Pox Nora that put the rarity on a ring below the unit. T-shirts with the art of the card you like the most.