A wise thread

Ya heard me right folks .

Post your random life wisdom.

Together us idiots will piece together the meaning of life. I'm mostly sure of it .

 

keep smiling and keep laughing, it makes people uncomfortable.

 

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I have two pieces of wisdom

1: Plan ahead
2: Never tell anyone every wisdom you have


... Firking DAMN IT!

 

And make sure to have as much eye contact as possible while doing that.

 

Lie, cheat, and steal.

 

Don't listen to what people say on random internet forums.

 

Don't believe anything blindly.

Perhaps if I am the one sayingi t ...

 

invest in aol

 

be me

 

Don't not be Burn

 

wurd

 

fox news is fair and balanced.

liberal = ****

 

When life gives you lemons, construct a flagon of Limoncello. Such a potent refreshment should never go untasted, given the opportunity, I dare say.

 

for lemon drinks I prefer radlers or a 50/50 juice and water lemonade blend with a dash of sugar

radlers are just so much more refreshing compared to regular beers, except that amber blond perfumed stuff they sell to on the ski slopes in the alps. man that has a good taste.