Garu Den Mother - Inconsistency

She's clearly got triplets here, but only spawns one cub. For the sake of the lore and consistency, give her three cubs.

 

Oh and they look pretty real to me, since they're her babies and all. Should be spawns not summons.

 

Mamma bear can't have kids. She adopted 1, and is a foster mother to the other 2. Any further questions?

Also, your attention to precision is appreciated and will be rewarded. One virtual cookie of your choice.

 

Noob burn screencapped the rune instead of linking from database.
Can I have that cookie jello? I'd like one with chocolate chips please

 

GQ:

Is 50 chocolate chips per cookie enough? In other words, do you want them American style?

Also, I did not know that tortuns like chocolate. The more you know.

 

If I'm not mistaken it looks like they're engaged in martial arts, so probably should give them Nohkan Do as well.

 

She's wearing a necklace. Adding Equip: Seed of Potential seems necessary.

 

Same with Queen Anaru. The picture show two Lerpers. Let's have another!

 

Thousand cubs

 

You are missing the most apparent and egregious error of them all, she is sitting near some trees and is clearly being blessed by them. Thus she needs cast treefolks blessing.

 

Shes got fur and fangs...you know where im going right xD

 

Also with only 9 damage on such a slow 6 speeder melee champ she could use a nora reduction. Of like 20. So that she finally gets out of her shoebox. And she doesnt even wear shoes yet probably has a collection in her cave.

 

Plz buff

 

By the way Spawnpool Guardian should spawn with 3 real Boghopper Tads too. And of course Kas Guide needs her 4 Kas Pupils too to be close to be useable. I mean Maleficiaplz.

 

Full of win, this thread is.

 

The real tragedy is where is the Garu Den Father?

Most likely stinking drunk somewhere, not paying his cub support.

 

Solitary garu found an excuse...

 

You mean that Garu Papa is actually a dorf?!?!?!?

 

I just tracked down the philandering lush of a bear father:

 

Also with only 9 damage on such a slow 6 speeder melee champ she could use a nora reduction. Of like 20. So that she finally gets out of her shoebox. And she doesn't even wear shoes yet probably has a collection in her cave.


This actually happened...it was a funny story, until they got to the part where they killed the bear for defending its territory from a drunk ******* that climbed into the enclosure. RIP Binky, we miss you!