How to restart an infinite thread

BBQ tomorrow. I'd be worried about cancer if I weren't a student of chemistry; cancer will find me one way or another.

 

don't worry, raw mushrooms and green beans are also carcinogenic, and those are delicious.

 

I chew several pounds of tobacco per day and I have perfectly white teeth.

AMA.

 

nice dentures

 

Figure I can post whatever crap I want here, that's how this thread works right?

Well here's an example dialogue from year 2, term 3 Japanese.

町田：あ、山本さん、お出かけですか？
山本：ええ、今日はお天気がいいから、ドライブに出かけようと
思って、今ガソリンを入れて来たところなんです。
町田：ああ、いいですねえ。じゃあ、行ってらっしゃい。
山本：ええ、じゃあ、また。（キ キ キ キー）
町田：あれ、どうしたんですか。
山本：エンジンをかけようとしたんですが、かからないんですよ。
どこが悪いんでしょうか。
町田：バッテリーかもしれませんね。
山本：えっ、バッテリーは2日前にチェックしたばかりなんですが、
町田：そうですか。じゃあ、どうしたんでしょうかね。
山本：？？？

 

Actually, this thread began as a very mature and educational discussion about the breeding habits of the common house ferret, but it seems to have strayed off topic a bit.

 

What were the rules again?

 

貴弘 「はっ！」
軽く手綱を操るだけで、思った通りに動いてくれる。
少し走り気味だけど、反応もいい。
言うことを素直に聞いてくれるし、何よりもこの速度と安定感。
……いい馬だ。
風に身を任せていると、微かに頬を淡色の花弁が撫でていった。
貴弘「桜……そっか、もうそんな季節なのか」
薄桜色に染まった景色の中、俺は手綱を軽く引くと馬足を落とした。
どこか懐かしくも美しい。けれども、故郷で見るものとは似ているようで違う。
長く咲き誇るこの国の桜を見るたびに思う。
こうして、桜舞うこの季節を迎えるのは――
俺がこの国へ来てから、何度目になるんだろう。

Think of it as a test for you

 

the first lines are:

(((alien, snake, four, gardening implement at work , stick, christian grave, worm, gardening implement at rest.
shrines, ribbons and dragons )))

so ; four alien snakes killed a christian, he was burried and worms are eating him, we put down our tools. we went to some sort of shrine party celebrating dragons, there were streamers and stuff,

After that there's another alien, probably it will say aliens totes ruined the party. I lost focus and am going to do something else.

 

wait after the shrine party there's no alien that's a big headed baby, worm, empty christian grave, dude stop promoting zombie jezus.

 

I don't like your reply, because you suddenly added religion in the discussion but anyhow read below.....
Even Yamamoto and Machida might will go together until you tap yourself out.

Edit: no hard feelings, I won.

 

hey man I'm not the one writing stargate/christianity crossover fanfiction in japanese I just translate it to the best of my ability,

also you cannot win, for I have won.

 

Not only is your translation bad, I just noticed you have a herd of antelope instead of dragons in your sig XD

 

I don't know て~くれる grammar. And I don't know the following kanji: 貴弘軽綱操応素定感微頬淡弁撫貴弘桜季節薄桜染景俺綱軽落懐美郷似違長咲き誇桜桜舞季節迎俺. -.-

 

you have a mint dragon, have you no shame?

 

You fail - and here I was thinking I could recruit another translator for my visual novel translation group. That paragraph was the first scene of Walkure Romanze btw

 

It's minty fresh and not an antelope.

 

just because they are horny doesn't mean they are antelopes.

hehehe "horny".

 

Mr. Googs tells me this:

Takahiro "ha ha!"
Just manipulate the reins lightly, can you move as I thought.
It's feeling a little run, but also good reaction.
Can you listen obediently to say, and a sense of stability and this speed more than anything.
...... It's a good horse.
When I leave the body in the wind, light-colored petals went stroked the cheek faintly.
"What Sakura ...... along, whether the season anymore," Takahiro
Among the landscape stained thin cerise, I dropped the Umaashi and pull the reins lightly.
The beautiful nostalgic somewhere. However, it is different in the way similar to what you see at home.
I think every time I see the cherry blossoms in full glory this country for a long time.
In this way, it's welcome this season dancing cherry blossoms -
I have since I came to this country, what time it will be do.

 

And this is why we don't use Google Translate in actual translations

Translation and Edited Text is below if you were curious though:

Takahiro [Haa!]
While the reins were only manipulated slightly, it moved as I had expected.
It reacted well despite my light cues.
You can say that it is obedient, and above all, has both speed and stability.
. . .its a good horse.
As I felt the breeze, a light-colored petal stroked my check lightly.
Takahiro [A cherry blossom. . .I see, it's this season already.]
In the landscape dyed in light pink, I pulled the reins lightly, stopping the horse.
It was somewhat nostalgic and beautiful. However it looked different from the one I had seen in my hometown.
I think about it every time I see the cherry blossom trees in full bloom in this country.
Thus, it welcomes the season of the fluttering cherry blossoms――
I wonder how many times I have seen this since I came to this country.