Ok, I'm bored, and really sick of reading all the arguments going on currently. So, I'm here to answer people's serious and silly questions regarding PoxNora lore (and meta if you want!). Fire away, and I'll answer exactly as I please, hopefully it will be amusing.
Well judging by the fact that he managed to make blank shots deadly after using all of his ammo (a feat itself since he has unlimited ammo), I'd say with that alone he's pretty far up there. I'd give him 8/10 perfect badasses. See, Neo was forced to resort to his fists at close range or after running out of ammo, Markoth never felt threatened enough to use his fists. He also knows all of the secret and forbidden techniques from Fist of the North Star.
Or Valdic? Since I don't remember seeing it spelled Valdec, and since my word is law, it is spelled Valdac. I will refute any evidence to the contrary with the following: "LIES! INSOLENT LIIIEEES!" -Invader Zim
Pro-Skub. Fukken fite me m8 Ontopic: Gimme some trivia about Grobles or Ironfist Artifice in general.
Sporegill's children, the Sporegills we know and love, are the most visible part of his legacy. Being Fungus, he and his children truly represent the cycle of life and death the K'thir holds so dearly, however, ever since the advent of some of the more recognizable authorities in K'thir (Menelaus, The Circle, Delim, etc.), Sporegill has taken to remaining in the shadows. He feels that many will struggle to understand him fully, and would fear him more than love him. So he sends his children out to the elves as a token of goodwill, in the hopes that someday they might understand on their own the true nature of K'thir. Meanwhile, he resides in spiritual form within the Enclave, cherished by the Fae as the First Creation of Almara and Iltara.
ANTI-SKUB! DIE IN BOILING OIL YOU HERETIC! Ahem. Grobles, despite being one of the oldest and most recognizable forms of Constructs built at Ironfist, remain mysterious. No one is quite sure of the origin of their design, and while many attribute it to Old Valdac, the Draksar refute such claims. Grobles, unlike many Constructs, are fluid in nature, their stony flesh moving organically as the gears and mechanisms inside clanks silently away. Upon seeing the construction of Grobles for the first time, many dwarves refuse to believe that they could actually work; the skin of Grobles is actually quite thin, in order to allow to fit all of the innards required, and yet, when put together and activated, not only is their skin as tough and durable as solid rock, but no problems are encountered with moving gears poking against the thin skin. Some have argued that Grobles shouldn't work at all, simply because the laws of physics and mass seem to be against their very shape and motions (too small on the inside?). It is for these reasons that Grobles have gained some amount of mystique in the highest echelons of dwarven engineers, who constantly work to replicate whatever subtle magic was worked into the Groble's original design. They have yet to succeed.
300% ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING Thanks for the bedtime story, I can now sleep well tonight. You fokken heathen I swer one night I'll dump a Groble on ya head m8 swer on me mum
