Geressen

Forum Royalty, Male, from The Netherlands

can someone destroy the russian spambot in off topic? Apr 14, 2020

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1. Geressen
  Why do cellphones die and do batteries go dead but when an undercooled frog gets warmed up we are like "oh, it still works."
  
  Mar 31, 2015
  2. Bondman007
    You are so weird, Owlbro.
    
    Mar 31, 2015
2. Geressen
  worse than robots are the international trade agreements the US is always trying to force on everyone so they can flog their shity products.
  
  Mar 31, 2015
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  3. Bondman007
    Precisely why it needs a Savior named Jesus! ;)
    
    Apr 1, 2015
  4. Geressen
    That's the kind of thinking that has gotten us into this mess and continues to keep us in it in the first place. you guys say "you guys need Jesus" I'd say "you people need to take responsebility."
    
    Apr 1, 2015
  5. Alakhami
    Wow. Bondman is pretty r e t a r d e d.
    
    Apr 2, 2015
3. Geressen
  The robots could be any one of us. *sparks fly from geressen's right eye and oil starts leaking*
  
  Mar 31, 2015
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4. Geressen
  How come when I order food people ask me if I want meat or chicken? what the hell happened to birds that they are plants or fungi now?
  
  Mar 29, 2015
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  2. TeaScholar
    lol "meat"
    
    would u like food, or digestive material?
    
    Mar 29, 2015
5. Geressen
  @potatonuts you have to use @ and a name or click the three dots on the thing you want to comment on. or maybe you talk to yourslf, whatevs
  
  Mar 28, 2015
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  2. potatonuts
    I don't have time for that!
    
    Mar 28, 2015
6. Geressen
  @Sealer0 28 turns later.
  
  Mar 28, 2015
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7. Geressen
  @Gutsa just started the "Occupy your time" movement, he dislikes that 99% of the time is being controlled by 1% of people who are clocks.
  
  Mar 27, 2015
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  3. Geressen
    Just writing this costs me several seconds I will NEVER GET BACK!
    
    Mar 27, 2015
  4. Alakhami
    I had no time to reply to this. Really.
    
    Mar 30, 2015
  5. Geressen
    Exactly, that is what I've been saying!
    
    Mar 30, 2015
8. Geressen
  don't worry @Cydna, if I can survive in a bungalowpark for 4 days with a vegan you can do 7 days without pox!
  
  Mar 27, 2015
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9. Geressen
  someone on the internet nearly literally and seriously replied "I'm not racist, I have many black friends" 4 months after I said he was.
  
  Mar 21, 2015
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  3. MEATMAN
    I was kidding, for the record since I knew it wasn't me. And I believe h0spy is just using "he" for "someone" not really pointing it at me.
    
    Mar 22, 2015
  4. Geressen
    and you assume I wasn't kidding when I pretended he was talking about you? :P
    
    Mar 22, 2015
  5. MEATMAN
    ok
    
    Mar 22, 2015
10. Geressen
  @themacca are we placing bets on wether he lives or not?
  
  Mar 20, 2015
  2. themacca
    nah im ultra competitive if i placed bets i'd end up making it rigged
    
    Mar 20, 2015
  3. Geressen
    that is why I would bet on dead, I always win eventualy.
    
    Mar 20, 2015
11. Geressen
  Not that I think what happened in the 1950's was justified. but it could have prevented this...
  
  Mar 20, 2015
12. Geressen
  I think supergoat is trying to sell some sort of indonesian thing. this could have been prevented.
  
  Mar 20, 2015
13. Geressen
  See what closing down the red light districts does to the streets? @Cydna has to prostitute himself right here in the profile posts!
  
  Mar 20, 2015
  2. Leadrz
    Sti for sti?
    
    Mar 20, 2015
  3. Geressen
    in Dutch it's SOA, it means nearly exactly the same.
    
    Mar 20, 2015
14. Geressen
  @IMAGIRL so wolffleet and Skeezick are the same person? no wait.... twins?
  
  Mar 18, 2015
  2. IMAGIRL
    Wait what? HL3 Confirmed!
    
    Mar 18, 2015
  3. Leadrz
    Don't tease me about HL3 pls. they left episode 2 with a cliffhanger.
    
    Siamese pox players, imagine the mind games.
    
    Mar 18, 2015
  4. Geressen
    Half life 3 is not confirmed, but HL4 is.
    
    Mar 18, 2015
15. Geressen
  someone should talk to @Leadrz he is trying to give away a spare copy of interstellar marines. he made a thread in Off-Topic.
  
  Mar 18, 2015
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16. Geressen
  I voted today, now i'm bored
  
  Mar 18, 2015
17. Geressen
  it also helps if you don't consider things stealing so much as liberating items from a continued state of disuse.
  
  Mar 18, 2015
18. Geressen
  @tankmen101 should I PM you regardless of free stuff availability? also everything is free if you don't mind stealing if you think about it.
  
  Mar 18, 2015
19. Geressen
  But you do not know who you ARE Markoth.
  
  Mar 18, 2015
20. Geressen
  @TeaScholar Hurray, I know who I am so I don't suck! :D
  
  Mar 17, 2015
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