Geressen

Forum Royalty, Male, from The Netherlands

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1. Geressen
  they tell me it's a good day to go outside. but I see a large globe of nuclear fission beaming down on us so Firk that.
  
  Sep 1, 2015
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2. Geressen
  Now that I am back in the Netherlands it feels as if I have shrunk while actually I am medium lenght relative to the other people here again
  
  Aug 31, 2015
  2. themacca
    what if you can not only never grow up in the netherlands. but it also reverses the process :o
    
    Aug 31, 2015
  3. Pattn199
    Welkom thuis
    
    Aug 31, 2015
3. Geressen
  Living amongst the hobbits on Tenerife really did a number on my back. Especially now that I have the habit of stooping indoors.
  
  Aug 31, 2015
4. Geressen
  you know whatthey say:beauty is in the eye of the beekeeper.
  
  Aug 27, 2015
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  2. SPiEkY
    No, no, no. It's "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."
    
    You know, the big boxes that the beekeepers hold them in.
    
    Aug 27, 2015
  3. Qucas
    Lol
    
    Aug 27, 2015
5. Geressen
  seeing baby short fin pilot whales spyhop: https://youtu.be/z0gGWRnoFDI?t=16s ... I am awaited in whalehalla!
  
  Aug 8, 2015
6. Geressen
  watching blackfish makes me sad.
  
  Aug 4, 2015
7. Geressen
  You can't say the shortened word for national socialist aka fascist @claydude5 shame on you.
  
  Aug 3, 2015
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8. Geressen
  I saidn "yeah you're right" and smiled wider than before... she punched me...
  
  Jul 30, 2015
  2. Leadrz
    women are like that.
    
    Jul 30, 2015
9. Geressen
  saying stuff about my parents, I told her she couldn't offend me that way, my parents are lovely people. She said "They're not lovely"
  
  Jul 30, 2015
10. Geressen
  A girl told me I smile too much. told her to say something to make me not smile, she said she didn't want to offend me by for example:
  
  Jul 30, 2015
11. Geressen
  my toenail turned purple... Firking rock popped up outta nowhere.
  
  Jul 28, 2015
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  3. Anima26
    Those pesky Geodudes man.
    
    Jul 29, 2015
  4. Geressen
    I actually broke my toenail. the bit where nail grows has like a few milimetres thenthere's a crack where blood came out. then theres the rest of the nail. still mostly attatched.
    
    Jul 30, 2015
  5. Geressen
    it will either fall off soonish or just grow normally gradually pushing the nail and dried blood below/before it out.
    
    Jul 30, 2015
12. Geressen
  these Firking 17 y/o tourism students keep nearly killing themselves.
  
  Jul 26, 2015
13. Geressen
  I've had glasses for two weeks now and now when I wake up I grab my face to take them off.
  
  Jul 17, 2015
  2. claydude5
    Hey 4 eyes why are you so blind?
    
    Jul 17, 2015
  3. Geressen
    no I mean it feels like the are always there now
    
    Jul 19, 2015
14. Geressen
  I am alive and Chekin' in from Tenerife sittin here with Frankie G singin' and playing stagger Lee, he's a baaaad man.
  
  Jul 16, 2015
15. Geressen
  *hits themacca with a stick* no, I am boss now.
  
  Jul 9, 2015
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  2. Leadrz
    "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In the land of the one-eyed, the man with the biggest stick is king"
    
    Jul 9, 2015
  3. themacca
    screw you leadrz i was gonna right that
    
    Jul 9, 2015
  4. Leadrz
    You know you have been playing too long when flavour texts are stored in your brain.
    
    Jul 9, 2015
16. Geressen
  WHY IS THERE SAHARA DUST BLOWING OVER THIS ISLAND?! WHY IS IT SO WARM HERE!?!?!
  
  Jul 7, 2015
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  3. Geressen
    probably, though I'm in the canary islands meaning the mediterranean isn't truly involved in the current situation markoth.
    
    Jul 7, 2015
  4. Markoth
    That is odd. I would assume that the wind coming off of the Atlantic would push the sand inland.
    
    Jul 7, 2015
  5. Geressen
    the wind is coming from the sahara. wind can do that, it gives no ****s.
    
    Jul 7, 2015
17. Geressen
  I climbed up roque del Conde at night. it was a bad idea.
  
  Jul 1, 2015
18. Geressen
  Getting malaria cures syphillis but getting syphillis doesn't cure malaria.
  
  Jul 1, 2015
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  2. claydude5
    Getting Syphilis will eventually cure malaria
    
    Jul 1, 2015
19. Geressen
  there's only 12 months @mw24 you can't have a birthday on the 6th day of the 25th month.
  
  Jun 25, 2015
  2. mw24
    6/25 is june 25th where i live.
    
    Jun 25, 2015
20. Geressen
  I'm still alive btw, no thanks to you guys :(
  
  Jun 21, 2015
  2. Burcho
    better next time.
    
    Jun 21, 2015
  3. themacca
    You're welcome
    
    Jun 21, 2015
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