I think there might be other factors.
I hope this is a joke because this is dumb. Canada is obviously the logical choice considering Mexico's citizens come to America trying to get a better life. Obviously no one wants to go to Mexico when Canada would be better.
Honestly, I'd go to Mexico before I went to Canada. I already speak enough Spanish to get by, I already like Mexican food, and I like the weather there way more.
Plus, if I just bring a couple hundred bucks, I could be the richest guy in town, depending on where I go.
But, yes, it was meant to be humorous.
<3 Canada has a lot of brown people btw
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