Comments on Profile Post by nepyonisdead

"do you have an ice-pick I can borrow? I need a way to break the ice to talk to this girl I like... actually I no longer need it."

That just moved up to number one and if no one beats that by the end of the night you are gettin 100 likes from me :) payed by 1 like every day

If you were a bugger, id pick you first.

Can i Nydus your main.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? enough to break the ice, Hi my name is nepy...

copy the question you wrote here and send it to her. Should work... Or you can ask her " do you know Lord Maxxarek?" and if she reply with " He's our lord and saviour, and Grimlic is just a weak fool that thinks he can overcome him", she is The One.

gnomes brilliant posts will use on all the other chicks and see ;) Maru Id legit marry her right then if she says that

Words can't describe your beauty.
But numbers can, 2/10.

Use with caution i'm awesome.

Alternatively tell she seems interesting and you'd like to get to know her over ice-cream. Both equally effective.

2nd one is used by almost everyone, 1st one wouldnt work but if it does its bangtober fest in Ireland :P

will use both in the future

Just say "Hi! Do you want to get lunch some time?" Treat people like people.

Kal u know in a world that is spinning out of control you are the voice of reason that needs to remind us to slow it down :) handiest person to have around in a zombie apocalypse and so

Jakei Icefisher.

@kalasle Boooo! Boooo! @nepyonisdead become king of all of Norway first!

well i dont like that story ger, she got a husband and I died alone ...a king but a lonely one

What she doin on Tinder with a husband?

Looking for...... You know...

Tinder is strictly for Firking

Lads It WORKED we are gonna go on a date :) WE DID IT POX COMMUNITY ...WE ASKED A GIRL OUT ''pops chamagne''. Now to the hard part where do we go? get creative bros ;)

she is from Texas so respond accordingly ;)

Get a rifle and go shoot something?

nah I am saving that for when / if I do something really bad :P

btw, it depends where you're gonna meet. which city. maybe some poxer knows a good date spot there.

but who'se line worked? was it me? did I win the likes?

I'd rather not say they were all excellent suggestions and I don't wanna discourage anybody

The message is when a bunch of nerds like us unite we can do anything

are you from Mc donalds? because i'm lovin it

Wait is this still the married chick? And if so, is her husband from Texas too?

markoth she was never married man, even a meta abusing scumbag like me has a line he doesnt cross

Oh good to hear. Just take her somewhere normal and quiet have a good time getting to know her. Be more adventurous if there is a second date.

sound advise markoth :) I was thinking maybe a burrito...nah I am joking maybe coffee in a nice place or dinner we will see

Where in Texas? If you're in San Antonio, go to the River Walk. If that doesn't sound good, go to the basement of the Alamo.

I am Irish living in Dublin and she is visiting from Texas :)

Ahh, doesn't matter what you do, she just wants to hear your accent. I'd take her to somewhere that tourists typically don't visit so she can get a local's perspective.

"hear your accent" ? is that how you say it now?

"do you have a bit of Irish in you?" "would you like some?"

geressen wins.

That only works with an authentic Irish accent.

You know what yall are Firking awesome

We could start a pox relashionship support group and it would totally blow up :)

Just don't use the stereotype "Do ya got a wee bit o Irish in ya?" She might take the wee bit too far when you ask if she wants some.

To be honest you don't sound Irish at all nepy. At least from a stereotype perspective, since you're the only Irish person I've ever talked to.

if he is Irish then he sounds Irish by default.

hahaha lushi I know I spent all my life with foreigners so I kinda picked up their tongue so I have no accent as far as I know which is a shame

Ok guys the day is here :) now I am left with 2 options for date places: 1. normal boring coffee place and chat 2. My college is having a music festival in 2 days and I thought it may be worth a shot. any votes?

why not both? first a calm chat and coffee, then ask her to the music festival

haha thats brilliant :) when u cant choose between things get em both xD