A day in the life

I wake up, feel awesome the whole damn day until I fall asleep basking in my greatness.

AMA

 

How?

 

I look in the mirror

 

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

 

You aren't as cool as you want us to believe you think you are.

 

I dig a pony

 

PT is miles ahead of you Burn he's got the coolest hat evar ...


Btw welcome back pt glad to see you back!

 

I'am not worthy!!!

 

Whee, PT is back! Time for some Voil, huh?

 

I read the news today. Oh boy.

 

So, you know how the homeless eat garbage, right? Well, sometimes I leave bits of food at the bottom of containers for them to eat. Like, I don't finish the entire container off as some people might do. I leave some left in there, being the good humanitarian that I am. This one time, I saw two homeless guys fighting over a can of tunafish I threw out the other day; it was happening right outside my house. I stood watching them for a second, thinking to myself "ah, it sure does feel good to do good". One of those homeless guys got a fine meal that day.

Anyone else do this?

 

Lies, I'm God

 

God is lame. All he does is sit there all day laughing at us mortals and our woes.

Not cool, man. Not. Cool.

 

Did you graduate from the college you were atending Burnzy? Please tell me you did.

 

Still going hard son

 

All right, then, keep it up. That made me happy!

 

You still smoking that good stuff with your girl?

 

Of course! She never did, though, she just doesnt annoy me for the fact that I do!

 

Hahaha!

I say victory there

 

Haha, indeed.
I´m really getting close to getting married, though, so the victory in the end shall be hers hahahahah