Is this because someone told you "ik wil neuken in de keuken" means that you want to go shopping instead of "I want to Firk in the kitchen" ? also frikandellen en bitterballen and stuff are not actually made of horsetongues and cow eyes, that's just what we tell tourists. is this because our reaction to horsemeat was "meh, its tasty" or because we formed the entire country after the will of humans? why are we terrible !?
ah I see, ya got the dutch confused with the Deutsch lad, or the Germans as you call em. they are the brad wurst.
well then don't forget that the last time you tried that you made the mistake of having the SS occupy the netherlands and not the heer, these SS were mostly austrians who were if anything too keen on being good aryans and alienated much of the dutch populace trough their cruelty. also the dutchmen who joined the german colonization effort out east outtraded their german peers.
we are also think you are olmost as fat as americans. don't your soldiers use too many rolls of toiletpaper?
or maybe it's because you are all full of Bane Shift didn't work in medieval times didn't work out when half the people where convinced we should hook up wouldn't work now.