Come on guys dwarves should have 4 speed

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Excalibur95, Jul 13, 2018.

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How much speed should dwarves have considering fantasy lore

  1. 0 - they are too drunk to move

    4 vote(s)
    26.7%
  2. 2 - best or id settle for lumbering

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
  3. 3 - better... than nothing

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. 4 - zombies and dwarves should be pleased with this

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
  5. 5 - someone must be helping push them around

    4 vote(s)
    26.7%
  6. 6 - worse, does not jive with the lore

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 7 - worst - must be wearing magic fkn slippers

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
  8. 8 - ? - next you will want invigorate as dwarven racial

    3 vote(s)
    20.0%
  9. -2 - movement could work like manic in reverse, hey even drunks make it home eventualy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. -4 - reverse of teleport to the rear to get the beer

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
  1. Excalibur95

    Excalibur95 The King of Potatoes

    lets stop pretending dwarves can keep up with humans or even zombies they got short fkn legs.

    dwarves need a racial (short fkn legs -2 speed -2 ap)

    its the biggest oversight when the lore was fleshed out.

    they walk around with 20+ dmg and the best defence in the game, they dont need 6-7 (dwarven king, euan, talgar) speed and 10-11 ap as well.

    IS is OP

    dont let players tell you dwarves are sht and cant compete, many top (battlemasters) players play them and make rank, even a noob can win if they play as dwarves, you cant say that about any other themes.

    in the abscence of dog maybe a hacker can get in and nerf dwarves hard and right the wrongs. message me if you need reimbursing though tbh i am totally skint and trying to catch up from buying all those expansions and midterms from dog.

    thanks

    p.s. bastion is overdue for unequipable, other heros got it... and you gotta do something about all that majestic shenanigans.
     
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2018
  2. badgerale

    badgerale Warchief of Wrath

    apparently they are natural sprinters
     
  3. Sokolov

    Sokolov The One True Cactuar Desert Owl Games

    The ground moves faster relative to you when you are lower to the ground, and since speed is a relative concept, dwarves feel fast to themselves so it's fine?
     
  4. JaceDragon

    JaceDragon I need me some PIE!

    Someone is salty
     
  5. soulmilk

    soulmilk I need me some PIE!

    I always headcanoned it as Dwarves just not taking breaks when marching.
    If for example a 6 space trip takes 6 hours for a human/barbarian including breaks, it may take a dwarf 6 hours without breaks.
     
  6. PoxBot

    PoxBot Well-Known Member

     
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  7. Excalibur95

    Excalibur95 The King of Potatoes

    below are the votes till now...

    1. 0 - they are too drunk to move
      4 vote(s)
      30.8%
    2. 2 - best or id settle for lumbering
      1 vote(s)
      7.7%
    3. 3 - better... than nothing
      0 vote(s)
      0.0%
    4. *
      4 - zombies and dwarves should be pleased with this
      1 vote(s)
      7.7%
    5. 5 - someone must be helping push them around
      2 vote(s)
      15.4%
    6. 6 - worse, does not jive with the lore
      0 vote(s)
      0.0%
    7. 7 - worst - must be wearing magic fkn slippers
      1 vote(s)
      7.7%
    8. 8 - ? - next you will want invigorate as dwarven racial
      3 vote(s)
      23.1%
    9. -2 - movement could work like manic in reverse, hey even drunks make it home eventualy
      0 vote(s)
      0.0%
    10. -4 - reverse of teleport to the rear to get the beer
      1 vote(s)
      7.7%

    so lets work out average speed of the poll...

    0+0+0+0 +2 +4 +5+5 +7 +8+8+8 -4 = 43
    divided by (/) 13 poll vote
    = 3.307692307692308
    rounded to nearest speed increment
    = 3 speed.

    so that pretty much sums it up all dwarves should have 3 speed, get on it devs..

    i think that was a fair way to do things.
     

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