I guess this explains the Chipped Boulder Monk. Clearly the answer is to buy 5 of them (Seriously though, I know the feeling.)
the 1000 shards and tokens is worth 5 bucks alone,, i dont play IS either,, but its kool fer the collection.. its not a huge investment. ..just dont go get mcdonalds for 1 day , and you have a shiny new LE, tokens, shards and no diarrhea. .
This isnt for me since I already have a pair but for all the young aspiring Markoths out there (@Ballballer)...
Ha! I was wondering if anyone would bring this up before the actual announcement went up. Yes, Poxtoberfest will be returning. The official announcement will be coming later this week.
Ha!, the undead don't have a drinking mechanic like the Dwarves. Maybe something to consider for next year