DO NOT POST IN THIS FORUM

Unless you think dwarfangelbarbarianpaladins are cool.

All trespassers will receive a /bonk at minimum!

 

Elves are the first nora born and will live longer than dwarves.

 

/bonk

That should teach him.

 

Elves are gay, in a non-homophobic way.

 

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

Yes, I approve of this thread. Who's got the beer?

 

Elves can do some cool magical stuff but we literally turned it into a warhead capable of destroying the world.

 

. . . that kills all except the elves because their immortal.

 

- Barbarians.... no shirts, no problem

 

Shoes?

 

- Proper footwear is essential to a long term campaign... Come on bruh, we're not savages

 

I apologize for not knowing more about your culture. This was an oversight on my part and I will immediately begin extensive diversity training.

 

Fu ck off, respectfully.
Yours truly, the sexiest people in Poxaranthru.

 

Clearly ur mad

 

- I mean...it's not their fault... look at his people. We just give them gummie bears and "chill" with their faeries

 

That picture was clearly painted by one of your half wit dwarfs. This is the clearest form of propaganda I've ever seen.

 

- hmmm A short fella did give it to me when me and the bois was oiling up...

 

What about Leoss?

 

Make great pets

 

Just look at how sexy is my propic. Miss Dwarf 2016

 

You're right. White facial hair on ladies reeeeally sets the tone for what sexy should look like. I've been so foolish thinking, slim cut, well busted females with pointy ears was something someone could consider sexy.
#Woke.​