Funniest Card Art/Flavour Text?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by sirvile, Dec 30, 2017.

  1. sirvile

    sirvile Devotee of the Blood Owl

    Self explaining title.

    Post the name of your chosen card or type in the flavour text.

    Let's all laugh and have a fun time, yo.

    I'll start: Open the Earth and that skeleton in the corner cowering.
     
  2. haroldkin

    haroldkin I need me some PIE!

    Certainly Moga in general, specifically Matt Dixon's work, amount to many of the most humorous runes in the game. Moga Team 6 and Moga Aviator
    are both good contenders, but I'll vote for Boulder Throw. Amidst all the frenzy, one Moga has a moment of clarity as he realizes he'd probably be
    better off eating BBQ Fesh rather than on the battle field.
     
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  3. Elves Rule

    Elves Rule I need me some PIE!

    A lot of the limited runes have very funny names and art, and some even have different text, for example len the weird uncle.
    By far the best one is omalaa the under tortoise with it's heacy crossboew. The art and sprite literally have a crossbow on them, too.
     
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  4. sirvile

    sirvile Devotee of the Blood Owl

    Yeah, the Shattered Peaks have a bit of an infair advantage here with many of thier art and texts being humorous. Those poor voil instructors can't atch a break.
     
  5. sirvile

    sirvile Devotee of the Blood Owl

    Is that where heacy crossboew comes from? I saw it on regular undertortoise and thought it was a typo or some meme i missed out on (like /saxy).
     
  6. Axeraiser

    Axeraiser I need me some PIE!


    Yeah it’s a bit of a meme alright , there was this guy in the forums (I think omalaa, but I may be mistaken) who used to type with really broken and terrible English (obviously deliberately) and he used to make Bane Shift loads of thread about the undertotoise and heacy crossbow combo. He was funny as Bane Shift and eventually they gave him a rune for it
     
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  7. OriginalG1

    OriginalG1 I need me some PIE!

    All text and no screen shots. 2/10.
     
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  8. MaruXV

    MaruXV Corgi Lord of FW

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    needs explanation?
     
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  9. SPiEkY

    SPiEkY King of Jesters

    I liked that they changed the art to the version with the crosbeow shopped in after I posted it in the preview thread for Omalaa. It wouldn't have felt right without it.
     
  10. chickenpox2

    chickenpox2 I need me some PIE!

    TODO!!
     
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  11. Michael

    Michael I need me some PIE!

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    It's so OP it's no longer funny.
     
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  12. sirvile

    sirvile Devotee of the Blood Owl

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    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

  14. Anima26

    Anima26 I need me some PIE!

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    Extispicer has same face i had when i saw there hadnt been any expansions in 15 months, or however long its been. Hes always looked hilarious to me.
     
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  15. Michael

    Michael I need me some PIE!

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    KFC, anyone?
     
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  16. Thbigchief

    Thbigchief I need me some PIE!

    - Rip Contagion ... this guy used to be good with chillshard
     
  17. Anima26

    Anima26 I need me some PIE!

    He hit like a truck before they reworked all the Hunter abilities. Cant remember what it was called but he did 50% more damage to soul tapped units.
     
  18. soulmilk

    soulmilk I need me some PIE!

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    This art always make laugh. It looks like the dwarf have gotten the short end of the stick a few too many times.
     
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  19. Vorian

    Vorian I need me some PIE!

    Len the Weird Uncle. He is so funny I am trying to get an entire expansion made around him and his pact with azathoth which drove him insane. Dont worry the Great Old Ones come to save the day in it.
     

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