Give SP cleansing emerald back

Stupid decisions are stupid, but they don't have to stay stupid

 

No

 

Whatcha offering there buddy?

 

No

 

st will trade you our side of cleansing emerald for your resistance relic.

you guys aren't using it anyway you may as well give it to us

 

I'll trade you Pygmy hippos for the resistance on any FS theme

 

***** you don't get anything for returning something

 

Oh I'm sorry it
Thought this was how a hostage negotiation worked

 

You're right

Either return cleansing emerald or I'll come back and play and hold BM until the next millenia

 

You no touch bearcat.

 

How badly does SP miss Emerald? Been thinking of playing again but Hyeanids is my main deck and haven't played since August, so not sure how weird it is w/o the emerald.

 

The absence of spot cleanse is the biggest nerf to the faction in recent memory

 

I'm pretty sure bearcat is an invasive species from the peaks. I would've gladly traded it to SP for the emerald.

 

Whats SP? do we have an 8th unknown faction?

 

I have to agree with this.

 

Pox god: Hear you go SP, you now have AoE cleaning aura.
SP: (looking up at the Pox god with misting eyes) Thank... (begins to cry) THANK YOU!

Years later:

Pox god: hay SP do you still have that cleaning emerald thing I gave....

SP: OMG YES POX GOD. Look I even kept the paper you wrapped it in.

Pox god: Ha! The wrapping paper! Perfect! Let me see it please.

SP: Here you go, just god of Pox.

Pox god: Ha! you see here, I actually wrote "to ST". Take a look, they way I wrote ST, it looks like SP a little bit.

SP: Noooo, I don't want to see it! Why... (runs and crys.)

Pox god: O, ST I have good news, here, this cleansing emerald is yours now, at an increase in cost.

ST to Pox god: k.

ST to Jakei Maiden: Here catch.
(Both the Maiden and the emerald disappear into a cleansing mist.)

 

What kind of scrub runs cleanse? Get better, noob.

 

Not with out your precious precious emerald you will not.

Gives us back a real Nora gem and you can have your cleansing one back

 

Try Armoured Fesh or Bait and Switch Baller but yeh I really want Emerald back! Armoured Fesh is like a Tardigrade with Swap.