Happy "All hail our terrible and mighty master Liquin_3rd" Day

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Markoth, Feb 1, 2015.

  1. Karmavore

    Karmavore MEDIUMALLTIME

    We have cake n' stuff...... What more could you want?



    JOIN US NOW.






    Also..







    There's no cake.. Just blood. Lots and lots of blood.
     
  2. Strings

    Strings Devotee of the Blood Owl

    But... what's the punishment that poltroy would recieve?
     
  3. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    Logic
     
  4. JazzMan1221

    JazzMan1221 Better-Known Member

    Oh, he would just receive a thrashing. 100 lashes on every limb ought to please the great blood owl.
     
  5. iPox

    iPox Forum Royalty

    Is it true that every follower of the almighty blood owl has to shard their favorite legendary rune and post screenshots of the sacrifice on the forums?
     
  6. Vote Kanye 2020

    Vote Kanye 2020 Better-Known Member

    Only if the great one commands us!
     
  7. Makorov

    Makorov I need me some PIE!

    BLASPHEMY!
    We cannot use the shade of red closest to that of blood!
    We are not worthy for we are nothing but mere mortals with blood pumping through our veins, blood that was bestowed upon us by the great Liquin_3rd himself!
    We are not gods, nor are we anywhere near being equal to the great and almighty!
    We must show humility.
    We shall do that by using the shade of red that is lighter than the shade used by that FOOL Markoth.


    Join me, us, in worship of true Liquinism.
     
  8. Senshu

    Senshu Administrator Octopi

    The One! is a benevolent overlord. All praise the Liquin_3rd.
     
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  9. Revengercm

    Revengercm I need me some PIE!

    Soon Senshu will join the blood and everyone and everything will be lost. Poxanthuru have mercy.
     
  10. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    You are tainted, a stain upon our establishment. We are the blood of the blood God. He controls us through the very blood in our bodies.
     
  11. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    Anyone have a paintball gun? I cnnot think of a better way to solve Senshu's miscoloration issues.
     
  12. Makorov

    Makorov I need me some PIE!

    And that is why we must display humility by using a shade NEAR the red of blood, however NOT the shade of blood.

    Join us, and when the Great One speaks that single word we will be accepted while the rest of the misled sheep are slaughtered.
     
  13. Sepulcher

    Sepulcher I need me some PIE!

    Greetings, brethren. I feel a new age coming upon us - a dark age. An age of ritual sacrifice and blood omens. Of parseltongue and brimstone. Of pathos and destruction.

    Yea, though we bear the sigil of the blood owl, our own blood boils for the souls of the unbelievers. They must repent or face the wrath. I beseech thee, brethren, let us take flight that we may cover this land in iniquity.
     
  14. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    Even the ancients appear! Surely this must be a sign!
     
  15. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    blood for the blood owl

    skulls for the skull canvas
     
  16. Makorov

    Makorov I need me some PIE!

    He uses the shade mandated by true Liquinism.
    What say you, misled sheep?
     
  17. Neksis

    Neksis The King of Potatoes

    This day has long been foretold.
    Let us all rise together in the glory of Liquin_3rd.
     
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  18. Pixyrus

    Pixyrus Forum Royalty

    It is too late for the nonbelievers. Let them rot, while the almighty lord laughs as every drop of blood is harvested from their retched body's.
     
  19. Molosse

    Molosse I need me some PIE!

    Love the intent and the passion. Ehh about the color.
     
  20. Qucas

    Qucas Guest

    All hail our lord!
     
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