Happy "All hail our terrible and mighty master Liquin_3rd" Day

Highlight is your friend...or not.

 

That is awesome, might change sides.

 

Apostate.

 

ALL HAIL THE PREDOWL KING, LIQUIN_3rd!!



im so bad at photoshop

 

Thats pretty impressive considering how bad you claim to be.

 

I found the predowl on google, just painted it red and put the bloodOwl's eyes.

 

Watson: Sherlock, something smells fishy here...

 

Comrades, let yourselves be not swayed by the false teachings of the Bloodied. Theirs is the path to destruction and chaos, with no rest stops for the righteous.

Our one and only master is The Pede, upon which all life was founded. For is it not written in the book of Khashinkshink:

1First, there was The Pede.
2The Whole Pede.
3Complete and Restful Pede Be Blessed.
4The Restfulness did not last
5Arose the most troublesome Itch
6Upon His backside
7Thus He attacked
8And was Split Pede Be Blessed
9And all manner of Little Pedes became
10And The Wearied Split Pede looked
11And saw His Pedes were good
12And He slept the deep sleep of the Regenner


Incontrovertible proofs. You unbelievers must repent, or face being a part of the Itch when we all come back to The Pede once more to make him Whole

Pede Be Blessed

 

We can't kill The Pede for it has split, but we can forever banish him to the depths of the forums to be tortured and captured forever by Trollpoy and Vorian.
The Pede shall not survive such terror. The might of Liquin_3rd shall prevail.
Sacrifice your soul now for it is your last chance at redemption!

 

The Pede is eternal

You must accept the Pede inside you, and reconcile yourself with your piece of the Maker Pede Be Blessed

If you do not, I fear for your soul and our oneness when DB Day comes

 

Kinky

 

Lmao?

 

Am I spoopy enough yet

 

The lightbringer shall protect us during these dark times

 

And exactly which Dev is the Lightbringer?
Because I can go and look up the blessed posts of our lord and master Liquin_3rd.
Blessed be the words of the almighty Liquin_3rd, sacred be his image!

Or is your Lightbringer really just your imaginary friend?

 

The Lightbringer will show himself when he is ready to be seen. When all hope appears lost he shall bring us salvation

 

Together we are a powerful force
As one mind, body, and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us
Because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love, combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Liqunism we are, wholeheartedly,
In life and in death!

 

Together we are a powerful force
As one mind, body, and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us
Because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love, combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Liqunism we are, wholeheartedly,
In life and in death!

 

Liquin_3rd, your power flows through my veins!

I see truth now!

 

Brethren, this thread has been overtaken with false prophets, adulterers and blasphemers!

Let us not lose hope, and continue verbally thrashing all who oppose us with irritating purple prose and paragraphs of bloody-red banter.

Repent, o ye followers of false deities! This is your last warning. Cleanse yourself of your white-text filth and join the followers of the one true Liquin - Join the Bloodied!