Ah, I remember when I first joined NWO all those years ago. I was totally stoked; to me, Sep, Markoth, jib, spieky, cryfar, and the rest of the old posse were the complete bomb. With them charfing on me and all, I was stylin'. It was like I was really part of their crew. That's kinda why I'm hesitant to let any new players join. Back when I joined at least, we had some very elaborate hazing rituals (this was way back when guilds actually meant something). It's like..........uh, how do I dial this in............well, when a new guy joins and everyone is hooting for them on their first day, but instead of screeching they full-on charge the go-out and totally flare, it just feels like I've been frigged, you know? Snaked, you know? It's just massive bleak. But for today at least, I'm cashed I guess. I'll get the head cheese to claim any inners. Next time though, count on it, you guys are totally gettin' stuffed.
Just a heads up, the guildmaster has to take off all their clothes and run circles around the nearest parking lot while shouting "Fat Albert stole my deviled eggs!". It's a guild tradition; all the elected guildmasters have done it. You also have to record the whole thing and upload it to YouTube. If you have any objections to this sacred ritual, feel free to take it up with the current guildmaster after you've done it and he'll be sure to address your complaints fairly.
The taking clothes off part is important. I wasnt eligible because I was already not wearing any clothes.
I'd accept you in, but I'm not an officer anymore. I think hobbes mistakenly removed me as one because he thought I quit the game. Turns out HE was the one who quit lol.
