Three word story

I've always liked these kinds of threads. What you do is you post three words that build off of whatever has already been stated in the thread, and make a random story! Make sense? good.

I'll start.

I once had...

 

eaten the baby

 

, green and rotting,

 

made me sneeze

 

projectile vomiting ensued.

 

Chunks of baby

 

littered the ground

 

, feeding the garden

 

snails, which ravenously

 

Chewed on bits

 

and pieces of

 

baby face and

 

specks of sediment.

 

That was when

 

I startledly exclaimed

 

"There be snails!"

 

I quickly grabbed

 

All the ham

 

and threw it

 

In the fire