Three word story

I'll probably lose

 

all my beer

 

and my mind

 

But at least

 

I have my

 

girlfriend's brother's dog's

 

Cat's bird's flea's

 

hepatitis. I won't

 

eat raisins again

 

ever. But cows

 

are always seen

 

Eating human flesh.

 

Bovines love rap

 

ice ice baby

 

They drunkenly yell

 

while wearing tacky

 

gold chains and

 

shiny silver leotards

 

bedazzled in pink.

 

" I Need Vodka !! "