You're all fat

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by BurnPyro, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    I like it
     
  2. Jib

    Jib Better-Known Member

    i challage you
     
  3. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    trial by obesity
     
  4. GabrielQ

    GabrielQ I need me some PIE!

    "..." said BurnPyro at the house of mirrors.
     
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  5. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    It's true that I'm the only one pulling my weight here
     
  6. JazzMan1221

    JazzMan1221 Better-Known Member

    Impossible. You see, as a person increases in weight, it takes more energy for that person to heft their girth around. In order to obtain said energy, one would need to have muscles so large that they themselves would account for nearly all of the person's weight. But this is paradoxical in that the fatter you are, the more you would need to weigh in order to make your own locomotion possible due to the necessary muscle structure adding so much extra weight. And thus, it is impossible for you to be pulling your weight. In fact, you shouldn't even exist; you're defying practically every law of physics simply by being alive.
     
  7. Emries

    Emries Devotee of the Blood Owl

    tl;dr burn fat
     
  8. Dagda

    Dagda Forum Royalty

    hah, a pun
     
  9. tangmcgame

    tangmcgame I need me some PIE!

    Dagul was going to write more, but just typing this much winded him. Because he is fat mclardington.
     
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  10. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    :( you caught me
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  11. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    Ironic isnt it...
     
  12. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    I'm a respectable 72 kilograms.

    I am practically a twig ... two twigs .... a bunch of twigs I guess.

    upon review my body does not resemble a twig, maybe more like a branch.
     
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  13. Leadrz

    Leadrz I need me some PIE!

    75 kg here...
    i guess not everyone on the internet gets to be fat?
     
  14. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    this is all going backwards.
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  15. Molosse

    Molosse I need me some PIE!

    127kg.

    I could eat you all.

















    And probably would because I'm so damn fat.
     
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  16. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    You are nearly twice the man I am.

    In mass, not in manliness.
     
  17. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    You're pretty cute, really.
    Probably older than me and still less ... broad-framed.

    Silliest thing is that my frame doesn't help me because I'm also a sad asthmatic
     
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  18. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    Reading brings tears to my eyes. I'm just so funny.
     
  19. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    What can I say, I'm a thinker with small delicate hands. not some oafish fat brute.

    look these are the average male bodies of the US, Japan, Netherlands, and France.
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    conclusion; You are all tiny and fat, and the asian cultures are dwarves.
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  20. Dagda

    Dagda Forum Royalty

    LEWD
     
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