Expansion 28 Flavor Text Contest

- Ok how about ....

Wounded Kitten:
"Who needs Man's Best Friend? or any friends for that matter...when you can have a dodgy, suspicious cat."

Eroding Winds:
"They thought sandstorm was a waste of nora?...wait until they see this"

 

He’s the cat’s meow no doubt
gentle is his nature, love his game
He often takes time to spout
and proudly flaunt his ceaseless fame.

 

Wounded Kitten: Right now he's the guardian of this kitten. Soon he will be its food.

 

Wounded kitty:
I love this kitty savage indomitable spirit! Maybe I can make it my mount if I tender and raise it!
Farnham, deceased barbarian lord

Eroding winds:
The troops said they had to retreat to avoid windcuts. I thought they were having fun of me until I verified it myself. They laughed when they saw me running.
Draksar Leggionaire

 

re-posting this here to make sure it is considered:

Wounded Kitten:
'"poor little thing, he broke his leg... but don't you worry, I'll tend you, and feed you, and we'll be best friends forever..."
Dorn Stormbrunt (Deceased)'