By Beard we Conquer: A Guide to Dwarves

I read that the very same way at first glance. Made me thrown up in my mouth a little bit.

 

I'm Markoth, and this is my favorite thread on the citadel...

 

This best thread on forum

 

Is there a Sticky feature on these forums? If so, I'd like to request that this receive said Sticky treatment, just to make sure players can easily access it at all times. Would make updating it more convenient as well. Thanks in advance owls!

 

There is a sticky feature, as it is, only the Admins can sticky it (of course =P), so we can try to poke them once the transition goes through maybe?

 

The Dwarves of Ironfist are forever in your debt, noble owl!

 

I've recently updated the Turret Team, Silverclan Engineer, and Dwarven Excavator listings/ratings. I'm also considering adding the Instill Panic spell to the guide, as I'm just beginning to discover its amazing utility. Keep a lookout for this in the future!

 

Excited to know if there are any new sample BG you construct after these recent changes and updates

 

You're clearly not a real dwarf- the time it would take to create this whole thing while drunk far exceeds the amount of time that Pox has been out


I demand a refund

 

Sorry but due to some awkward business involving The Dalai Lama, a 500-year-old prophecy, and Macgyver's pet rock, I'll only be able to pay you back in bags of manure. You want bills, or change?

 

I couldn't take your manure, what would you make your ale with if I did?

 

The hopes and dreams from young Draksar, the innocence of a Jakei maiden, and an old Skeezick tooth for flavor. Add a splash of lemon and serve over a Myx pupae.

 

now i know that's a lie- there are only two real ingredients in that whole list and they're at the end

 

I thought it was served in a Myx carapace.

 

You missed a Dwarf...Gronk Rider.

 

By gum, you're right! I did indeed forget Gronk Rider. I'll get to adding him immediately. Good catch, thanks!

 

if I get a minister 2 brewmasters and a euan what should I take out of the budget deck to throw them in or is it already optimized?
and if I can't afford to get 2 mortar crews for the meta what should I run instead?

 

Scarlet Wings, also Roughneck, Sharpshooter and even Magister.

 

Those decks are pre-excavator nerf, a new deck would have a slight different structure, I would include at least 1 griffin rider for the utility in a exellent ranged unit, and ironfist agents (one with corrupted nora and leaving nora gen aside, as it's better to counter FW and KF nora gen meta than to run yours)
http://poxbase.com/#!/deck/C8QCakctdc6nC10Cfdc5jC8Wc1tCgaS5Xs4BSls7Hs6Ms4-sPs87sKrirYe3i
In the I would run 1 griffin rider and then 1 of any of the ranged choices that are left, it can be another griffin rider of course