Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Geressen, Jun 17, 2015.
You no take candl
have you learned nothing from my DnD story,
I take ALL the CANDL!
Yes yes y'all
I accidentally got my party arrested when I stole 25 gold from the pet store, damn rats ratted me out.
anyways our half orc barbarian just broke out of his chains while we were being led to the trial and he saw an orc make a cash payment to the judge. our warforged druid is wildshaped into a hedgehog, our fairy warlock is not bound. we do not know where the other animals are kept and the dwarven cleric kept breaking the ballista I was trying to build from the components that I keep in my bag of holding.while in the cell claiming I deserve this for stealing.
#freedom4kobolds #Bluedidnothingwrong #KoboldRights !
Dubai probably has the highest rate of free-floating non-interface incidents of any major metropolitan area in the world. In one incident, a large group of migrant workers was segmented in an underground facility. Perfect cross-sectional segmentation along the frontal plane. You could see their lungs working, food being digested, blood pumping on the inside of the heart, everything. They live for almost 5 months in this condition. Absolutely fascinating to see in person.
There was also a group of school children who were very slightly segmented, just ends of figures and bits of the calves and such. Hardly fatal wounds, yet they all died within 2 months. Some showed signs of intellectual mutation.
There are no known flesh interfaces in Dubai. However, it is surmised that the architecture is actually based on interface geometry and carries some latent interface-like power. Mass segmentations remain one of the most mysterious aspects of the interfaces. They seem to show that the interfaces do indeed concentrate on flesh, living up to their name.
Wtf r u talking about?
I'm so disturbed right now
I was a drab little crab once
Many people believe that Michael Jackson died due to propofol.
Not so. He was murdered.
He had actually been taking propofol nightly since around 1980, not in order to make himself sleep, but to suppress REM sleep. After several months of REM sleep suppression, the user becomes "receptive," in other words, they enter the same state achieved by prolonged continuous immersion in aerosol LSD.
The brain can physically restructure itself simply through thought. By reordering thought, one can physically reorder the brain. LSD or long-term propofol use makes the brain's neuro-structure "malleable". High-energy rays from outer space are able to penetrate the body, and these can lead to random mutations and cancers. And sometimes, they lead to changes that are not random at all. Changes which have been intentionally programmed. Changes designed to bring about civilization-level transformations.
Michael Jackson was unaware of all of this. He merely knew that propofol allowed him to enter a sort of waking dream state of heightened creativity. The side effects were horrifying paranoia and obsession, but he felt that he was strong enough to endure these side effects. The success of Thriller seemed to vindicate his theories about propofol, and unfortunately, he was damned by his own success.
So how did he die? Through the lyrics of "Another Part of Me" and the vegetable part of "Wanna Be Startin' Something," it was quite clear that he had become "receptive" and neuro-altered in line with Master Design 9. But he was considered to be minimal threat and even perhaps an asset until his mounting financial problems made him a liability. He was terminated, thought I'm not sure of the exact means.
you mean you havn't always been this glam?
So we stood down after some horrificly bad intimidation rolls and some uncoördinated disagreements on wether we should fight the corrupt system or not but at least I stabbed guard in the gut.
then we were escorted to a maximum security prison where we had to place our items in seperate boxes. of course Blue did not trust this so after placing his items he took the extra lock he had ( but had no keys to) and placed them on the box aswell.
fast forward to getting released because the dwarf used his clerical powers to contact the king about our 'misunderstanding'
plead with berserker, pixie, and warforged to help open his box. they refuse,guards get impatient.
rolls 3 on strenght check
rolls 1 on attack
rolls 3 on strenght check.
it was the dumbest thing I've ever done. and one of the funniest moment so far.
Probably one of the most silly things I've done with a character was back when I was playing 3.5th ed.
I often play a sort of "jack of all trades" type character with some... "inventive" character builds on the mechanics side of things. So at one point I decided to aim for a prestige class called "Master of Masks" which allowed you to create and wear certain supernaturally empowered masks to do different roles. For example you could put on the mask of a "Dragon" and be able to breath fire. Put on the mask of a "wizard" and be able to case certain spells, etc.
One of the requirements for that prestige class was to convince someone that you were someone they were very close with and would normally recognize. So our party was working with a patron to try and fund an expedition to create a colony a disputed island in the Eberon setting. My character, Slade Willson (I was very creative with my naming as you can see) decided to pretend to be her brother at some point, I forget the exact reason why, but in the process learned that the siblings had a very awkward exchange from about 5 years ago (they're in their mid-twenties when my character was interacting with them) involving one of them accidentally drinking a love potion and both of them falling into a fountain.
My character, being greedy and somewhat self-absorbed, managed to later pursuade her to allow him to create a play based on the event in order to raise more funds and garner interest in the expedition.
It was a roaring success. It gave the patron a surprising amount of sympathy and made a huge amount of money. Natural 20's can help made any plan work, no matter how silly.
On the voyage to the island he began thinking about to to implement a Banking system for the colony and creating a new currency... but that's a different story.
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