At least you can grow facial hair. The closest thing I've ver been able to get to a neckbeard was when I wore a scarf Damn my French Canadian blood
My ancestry is primarily German followed by French. The hair on my head has migrated south, but to the rear, not the front.
Funny enough the french military are historically badass. My american blood just requires me to look down my nose at them.
Picture of me, hiding in a jungle. Edit: Picture quality sucks because my phone is a shitty old blackberry.
The face of the badger. I probably should have pulled my collar out properly. edit: also removed the bit of peanut in the corner of my mouth.