How to restart an infinite thread

Females actually play this ?

 

Whats a female?

 

I think it's one of those newfangled semi-automatic home service devices. They're pretty expensive though, and they tend to break easily.

 

Recommend I purchase one?

 

gingivitis?

 

mmm food

 

wrong thread burns

 

This is always the right thread

 

everybody needs somebody to love

 

Love bites but so do I

 

bambi's mother didn't die.

 

I heard Bambi's father was murdered by aliens.

 

I heard Bambi's father was murdered by Elvis, who just happened to be riding with some aliens.

 

omg it all makes sense now

 

Plot twist: Bambi's father IS the hunter.

 

All killer jokes...hehehe...

 

What's that? Jokes, you say? You say you want some jokes? Is that what you're saying? Jokes, say you? You're saying we're not telling enough jokes? Is that really what you're saying? Is it?





Jokes?

 

I friggin' hate it when people use photos of me without my permission! GAWD!

 

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