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JazzMan1221

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I'm not saying Geressen is a nincompoop but has anyone..........wait. Apr 28, 2017

    1. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      I'm not saying Geressen is a nincompoop but has anyone..........wait.
    2. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      You two should get a room already. Of course with BurnPyro, it should probably be 3 rooms.....
      1. Willow likes this.
    3. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      I do believe I have the second highest like/post ratio, at just over 91%. Coming in at #1 is TeaScholar with a shocking 108% ratio.
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      3. SPiEkY
        SPiEkY
        I'm like 70-odd likes away from 1:1
        Feb 13, 2016
      4. Markoth
        Markoth
        I am pretty sure that if you sorted the forumbase by guild/affiliation that NWO would be just marginally behind the devs in like ratio.
        Feb 14, 2016
      5. poinl
        poinl
        Isn't MW the lowest?
        Apr 9, 2016
    4. IMAGIRL
      IMAGIRL
      Happy Birthday!
      1. Cody likes this.
    5. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Pretty sure those are just mmrv alts.
    6. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      I think Anima's pizza has the hots for themacca.
      1. Anima26 likes this.
    7. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Methinks our good Ballballer has ingested a mite too much Dwarven liquor. Gone off at the handle, he has, right out of his bleeding mind!
      1. mw24 likes this.
    8. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      There once was a dirty scrub named Ballballer who loved to complain. One day, he nerf called so hard that his throat burst from the strain.
      1. TeaScholar and Netherzen like this.
    9. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      I really am quite a dapper fellow irl. Would anyone care to see my monocle collection?
      1. IMAGIRL
        IMAGIRL
        I would.
        Jul 18, 2015
      2. SPiEkY
        SPiEkY
        Not unless they all have matching fedoras
        Jul 18, 2015
    10. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      ing them to my head. (pls increase character limit in status updates).
      1. Qucas likes this.
    11. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Now that I think about it, it probably would have saved a lot of time and effort had I simply encased the beans in plastic wrap before apply
      1. Qucas likes this.
    12. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Thus, the condensation is caught in the "bowl" and used to further advance the cooling process.
      1. Qucas likes this.
    13. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Turning it upside down and folding the rim up, I create what looks like an upside down umbrella, and tighten it using the Velcro on the back
      1. Qucas likes this.
    14. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Indeed I have. I took an old baseball cap and cut a hole in the top just big enough to fit the top of my head through.
      1. Qucas likes this.
    15. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      For an extra $50, I'll throw in some old pizza crusts I fashioned into a necklace absolutely free!
      1. Qucas likes this.
    16. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Would anyone care to buy a prototype? Only $600 each!
      1. Qucas likes this.
    17. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      I've done it! I've finally invented the world's first edible air conditioner! That is to say, I've placed a bag of frozen beans on my head.
      1. Qucas likes this.
    18. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Breathing in means you're that much closer to death. 9/10 doctors agree that breathing is bad for you.
      1. IMAGIRL likes this.
      2. MEATMAN
        MEATMAN
        100% of the people inflicted with cancer have been in contact with the sun's light.
        Jun 22, 2015
      3. IMAGIRL
        IMAGIRL
        WARNING: Dihydrogen Monoxide may cause Diaphoresis, Micturition, and acute tissue hydration.
        Jun 22, 2015
    19. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Only barbarians fry their food.
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    20. JazzMan1221
      JazzMan1221
      Give Broken Bones Numerous, or give me pizza pie!
      1. doubtofbuddha
        doubtofbuddha
        What's your address?
        Mar 9, 2015
      2. JazzMan1221
        JazzMan1221
        42 42nd Street, Walla-Walla Washington, U.S. of A.
        Mar 9, 2015
      3. SPiEkY
        SPiEkY
        Pie pizza incoming.
        That's what you wanted right?
        Mar 9, 2015
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    Anyone who wants to know the human psyche will learn next to nothing from experimental psychology. He would be better advised to abandon exact science, bid farewell to his studies, and wander with human heart through the world. There, in the horrors of prison, in lunatic asylums, in drab suburban pubs, in brothels and gambling-hells, he would reap richer stores of knowledge than textbooks a foot thick could give him, and he will know how to doctor the sick with real knowledge of the human soul. - Carl Jung