JazzMan1221

Fun Fact: I just ate a piece of gum.

I'm not saying Geressen is a nincompoop but has anyone..........wait.

You two should get a room already. Of course with BurnPyro, it should probably be 3 rooms.....

I do believe I have the second highest like/post ratio, at just over 91%. Coming in at #1 is TeaScholar with a shocking 108% ratio.

Happy Birthday!

Pretty sure those are just mmrv alts.

I think Anima's pizza has the hots for themacca.

Methinks our good Ballballer has ingested a mite too much Dwarven liquor. Gone off at the handle, he has, right out of his bleeding mind!

There once was a dirty scrub named Ballballer who loved to complain. One day, he nerf called so hard that his throat burst from the strain.

I really am quite a dapper fellow irl. Would anyone care to see my monocle collection?

ing them to my head. (pls increase character limit in status updates).

Now that I think about it, it probably would have saved a lot of time and effort had I simply encased the beans in plastic wrap before apply

Thus, the condensation is caught in the "bowl" and used to further advance the cooling process.

Turning it upside down and folding the rim up, I create what looks like an upside down umbrella, and tighten it using the Velcro on the back

Indeed I have. I took an old baseball cap and cut a hole in the top just big enough to fit the top of my head through.

For an extra $50, I'll throw in some old pizza crusts I fashioned into a necklace absolutely free!

Would anyone care to buy a prototype? Only $600 each!

I've done it! I've finally invented the world's first edible air conditioner! That is to say, I've placed a bag of frozen beans on my head.

Breathing in means you're that much closer to death. 9/10 doctors agree that breathing is bad for you.

Only barbarians fry their food.