Expansion 28 Flavor Text Contest

Wounded Kitten- "They're probably watching me. Let them. Let them see what kind of person I am. I wouldn't even harm this kitten. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll say, 'Why, he wouldn't even harm a kitten...'" -Norman, Stablekeeper

 

Wounded Kitten - Ow, ow, ow. Stop this Kitten. I'm trying to help you!

 

Wounded Kitten "Here kitty kitty! Here kitty kitty!" Last words of Sveld, Barbarian champion.

 

Eroding Winds: Wind Style, Rasen Shuriken

Wounded kitten: 8 Trigrams 128 Paws


You might as well give me that 2k now

 

Eroding Winds: It is said that the fluttering of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the far side of the world. How much more destructive then must the wings of a Griffin be?

 

Wounded Kitten
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little Ball of fur
Hungry Kitty, Angry Kitty
grr grr grr.

Eroding Winds
As you move into the mountains. It becomes hard to separate the howl of the wind from the screams of pain from those trapped inside it.

 

Rofl, seconded.

 

Thanks, I'll keep working on it. Mother wouldn't be happy otherwise.....

 

Kitten:

Not a Moga but still taste good.
Takkar, Cyclops Lurker

 

Wounded Kitten
"Hey, little one, where is your mommy?..."

Eroding Wind
"Sand and wind, wind and sand. When will this end?" - Draksar Caravanier

 

lol

 

Me.
That answer still works here, right?

 

Eroding Winds: "Though the Dwarves of Ironfist suffer no equals when it comes to stone carving, they never forget to respect nature's talent for carving as well."

 

Wounded Kitten
" Don't you dare taking it with you. Mountain Lions are no pets... Look at this! " Dugon, Garu Stalwart rising his left arm.
" Mountain Lions are no pets. If you give it a hand, it will take your arm! " Dugon, Garu Stalwart.

Eroding Winds:
" Am I bleeding? What kind of magic is this? Retreat! " Draksar Merchant Leader
" I left the desert to escape sand storms. I didn't expect them in the mountains. " Skeezick Merchan's Diary entry nº 309

 

Wounded kitten:
"They grow up so fast!" - Slugtooth, Cyclops Chieftan

 

Wounded Kitten :
"Hurting a little kittens all good and fun til the mother shows up."-Ghern Birthmother giving warning advice to some Moga Hooligans

 

Wounded Kitten:

"It's cute and lovable at first. Then, after a few years, it's something you can't stomach and you'd do anything to get rid of it." -- Maximus Glutes, married 32 years.

 

Wounded Kitten:
Hey Deek, don't be so cocky. Even if I'm a puuursy, I can swallow you whole!

Eroding Winds:
"You were expecting…Sandy Claws?" - Sylvester to Tweety