PoxNora's New Ad Campaign To Revive and Arouse Playerbase

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by newsbuff, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. newsbuff

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  2. Leogratz

    Leogratz Devotee of the Blood Owl

    The texts should be "make me bend over your rule, my liege"... Other than that <feels aroused>.
     
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  3. doubtofbuddha

    doubtofbuddha I need me some PIE!

    Ugh. That would be the end of this for me. How awful.
     
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  4. Pattn199

    Pattn199 I need me some PIE!

    WHERE'S THOR!! there's only a small piece of him left, wtf did you do to him?!!!!! SPILL IT!
     
  5. Netherzen

    Netherzen I need me some PIE!

    Fail-proof plan.
     
  6. newsbuff

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  7. NevrGonaGivUup

    NevrGonaGivUup I need me some PIE!

    Needs more Nymph.
     
  8. Alakhami

    Alakhami I need me some PIE!

    This will attract a lot of virgins!
     
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  9. Heart

    Heart I need me some PIE!

    Sex sells.
     
  10. themacca

    themacca Master of Challenges

    Are you honestly implying that everyone that plays this game excluding me isn't a virgin already hahaha.
     
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  11. Senshu

    Senshu Administrator Octopi

    Ha!, 241 Fictional forum points. Props for the humor.
     
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  12. newsbuff

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    i was trying to remember the best cthulhu boob rune. which one should i use
     
  13. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    Almsgiver or Prophet
     
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  16. Phynixe

    Phynixe I need me some PIE!

    Maybe we can also arouse some using menalaus in the ad, I mean, there are probably people out there with old man fetishes...
     
  17. Senshu

    Senshu Administrator Octopi

    We do not public condone the use of these materials for advertising. The text needs to be toned down. Now I am going to turn away and whistle nonchalantly. :rolleyes:
     
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  18. Leogratz

    Leogratz Devotee of the Blood Owl

    @newsbuff

    I would change the text on almsgiver to Poxnora: tentacles, bare naked females and turn based strategy - all desires covered.
     
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  19. badgerale

    badgerale Warchief of Wrath

    Anyone know how much a month of banner adverts costs in game review type sites?
     
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  20. JazzMan1221

    JazzMan1221 Better-Known Member

    Over 9000.
     

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