CUTE WAYS TO ASK A GIRL TO HOMECOMING

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cydna, Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    GO GO GO I NEED SOME IDEAS
     
  2. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    1. I bring you to home coming
    2. I bring a doll with your name on it

    don't make me look like a weirdo pls.

    (I could of made that darker involving the doll wearing skin, but i'm not allowed to do that anymore apparently)
     
  3. Vote Kanye 2020

    Vote Kanye 2020 Better-Known Member

    Basically, you kidnap her then leave her in a dark, murky room for a few days. Then cut off a finger or two to give it that extra bit of realism, then blindfold her and take her to homecoming. It will work like a charm, trust me.
     
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  4. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    after you're done, wear her face like a mask and see how long it takes for people to realize it's not her
     
  5. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    This kid rented/had his friend dress up as a cop (I don't know which) and had the police officer arrest the girl and asked her to homecoming so I gotta one up that!
     
  6. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    then no Bane Shift, i'm guessing she's into some romantic and all that and probably not baklava.

    so like do you actually know her well? what kind of Bane Shift does she like?
     
  7. Vote Kanye 2020

    Vote Kanye 2020 Better-Known Member

    1. Renting a cop is illegal.
    2. Dressing up as a cop is illegal.
    3. If you want to 1 up illegal, try murder.
     
  8. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    chicks love bad boys
     
  9. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    rent a horse, *****es love horses. ride in on that and she can't say no

    she also can't say no with a straight razor to her throat or if she's knocked out from a bat
     
  10. MovnTarget

    MovnTarget Forum Royalty

    This is a little complex so try and keep up with me here.

    Step 1: Go up to her.

    Step 2: Ask her to homecoming.

    Step 3: There is no step 3.
     
  11. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    It's my girlfriend, so it has to be super cute.

    And H0spy I assume he was a real cop as he had a cop car, handcuffs, shotgun(s), etc.
     
  12. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    you know what is really cute, something simple like flowers and a note. why make a show of it? unless your girl saw the cop and all and is really jelly. in which case you're ****ed unless you want to spend some money.

    but who knows, maybe someone on here will tell you some awesome and cute way like you want
     
  13. SaintKiwi

    SaintKiwi I need me some PIE!

    teenage girls are easy to please. you could do anything really.
     
  14. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    homecoming ? Is this highschool? Bleh
     
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  15. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    hmm Does she play any sports?
     
  16. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    No but your green dragon thing is weird as Firk
     
  17. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    Do you have any upcoming school assemblies?
     
  18. MEATMAN

    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    yeah, do it in front of everyone. actually pretty good idea
     
  19. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    embarrassing = cute
     
  20. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    If you have an assembly in the auditorium ask the president/principle that you want to ask your gf to homecoming and you want to ask her during it. Ask if he can call her up to the stage. Then you come from backstage get down on one knee and then say "Will you...(long pause) go to homecoming with me"
    Edit: Forgot to mention you should have some nice flowers.
    Edit: Or you can go for the funnier more embarrassing for her approach and instead of flowers pull a ring pop out of ur pocket.
     
    Last edited: Sep 24, 2014

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