Did you know...

Toilet cleaning ladies are actually all part of a witches coven and they put curses on all those who don't leave 25 cents in the little bowl when they go to use one of their toilets?


Old ladies with wrinkles smell of too much perfume and old people and old ladies without wrinkles smell of plastic and botulism?

 

I can see belgium from here.

 

Press V to toggle crosshairs,

Select a map from your inventory to view it.

Selecting a flashlight from your inventory and pressing the powerbutton toggles flashlight, moreso if it is an equipable variant moreso.

Select food from your inventory and perform a bite attack to eat.

 

What little bowl are you talking about?

 

The toiletladywitch money bowls (i mean plate i guess on the left there, not pictured; toilet cleaning supplies)

 

We don't have those here.

 

You don't have toilets?

the one in the picture is greedy, 30 cents! she likes turning people into frogs I guarantee!

 

In some cultures it is rude to hand people things with your left hand because that is the hand you use to wipe, what hand do you wipe with emries?

 

I use both, but I lick 'em clean after, so it's all good.

 

Oh cause I use toilet pape....

dammit Spieky, you ruined it!

 

It's what I do.

I can't help it, it's just so tasty.

 

HI GERBEN

 

The average person spends two weeks of their lives waiting for the light to turn from red to green.

 

I don't think I can stand and stare at a traffic light for two weeks, guess I am not the average person.

 

A jiffy is the scientific term for 1/100th of a second.

 

The shortest horror story ever written:

The last person on earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock on the door...

 

I know a knock knock joke but you have to knock.

 

Booz is dumb

 

I said person >.> not man.

 

Damn, I posted the retort from memory without even really reading :s .... That was kinda dumb