f2p vs p2w, ff vs splits, and boon of the undead

yo momma is so fat, she swallows goliath feshes whole.

you've just been 'served', which means 'its on', and you must 'bring it'.

 

posting in a mmrv thread

 

\o/

 

Yo mama so ugly, her Unspeakable bypasses Boon of the Undead.

 

Yo mama play so bad, she couldn´t find 30 runes a faction willing to join so she has da play split.

 

Yo mama brings Skeezicks to the game.

 

yo momma is so stupid she thought pox box was a venereal disease.

 

Yo mama so fat, she's a 3x3 unit.

 

Yo Momma

Stats:
HP: 100
Def: 0
Spd: 1
Rng: 1
Dam: Gurl

Abilities:
Consume
Immobile

Upgrades:
Summon: Meatpie
Summon: Moga Pup
Summon: Ragic
Summon: Deep Miner

 

Best thing I've ever read.

 

summon: Ragic is OP

 

Just when power creep is about to get whacked down, no pun intended, DoGz goes and pulls this SHIZ!?!?!?

All the Debbie Downers were right. Nothing has changed. Sky be falling. Abandon hope all ye who enter here!

 

Would run/10

 

Your mommas so fat he causes a tremor every time she walks.

 

rofl

 

Even a Gale Force wouldn't move your momma.

 

Yo momma so fat she got colossal but even 2x2 units do reduced damage.
#rekd

 

Yo momma so stupid, she retains Brainless when destroyed.

Yo momma so ugly, the Stitched Dreameater has nightmares about her.

Yo momma so fat, the Essence Devourer can stay in play indefinitely.

 

So stupid she thought the Bok were chickens?

I'm not good at these..

 

Yo momma so fat, hunter: giant hits the damage limit.