Happy "All hail our terrible and mighty master Liquin_3rd" Day

uh this got old real quick

 

Youre such an great representative for the dark one.

Edit:^stop changing my words, senshu you twát. And if you do, at least make sure the sentence is grammatically correct you sad excuse for a moderator

 

Drain him of his blood as an offering to the Blood Owl.

 

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Markoth, Feb 2, 2015.
It's Feb 1'st today, wut? The great one shall be offended by the changing of dates for such a monumental time of year.

 

Yayyy, blood!

 

Too soon bruh

 

I will never be converted. Praise the blood owl in all it's greatness and glory!

 

We may have a new high priest! I've seek enlightening to understand why is Liquin_3rd showing us his glory to bask one day earlier, and I am let to believe that Gutsa murderous intent towards the IS player base might be related to Liquin_3rd showing us immortality through mortality today.

 

I was born today. Today is his day. Coincidence? It is not! All worship me.

For I am the Blood Owl!

 

It's been a year already?
I really need to do something with my life...

 

Burn the heretic! kill it with fire!

 

So good of you to volunteer to burn.

 

Have you considered renouncing the quotidian lifestyle you currently lead and devoting yourself to the greatness of the holy Blood Owl?

 

We trees of the Gnarlwood raise our branches to the terrible and mighty Liquin so that he may perch above you lesser beings and occasionally bless us with his sacred pellets.

 

B͖͉̣͉ͅḶ̥̣̮̫͉̤̺̫̲̳̳̟͙̝͇ͅE̥͙̲͎͉͓͉͉̺̖͈̘E̫͎͖̪͈̭ͅD̤̰̼͈̮̬̘̤̻͔̮ͅͅ.͔̯̺̗̙̫̩̳̖̰͎̟̙̩͉̰̮̝

 

What is thy bidding my master?

 

I shall now read from the unholy book, starting from Plagues chapter 18, verse 14:

14 And, lo, our dark Lord has blessed our enemies with great lacerations, 15 their blood shall be their offering as their bodies are cleansed of all impurities.