I will not stand for this...

Since this seems to be thread for it, can someone explain why the chicken crossed the road?

I have heard plenty of theories but none of the answers have seemed very plausible.

 

Because the drakies are coming.

Kawwwwww!

 

Dude, Singed is bald.

 

I zoomed out the pic a tad:

 

But then I found a "deeper" answer:

 

I question the motives of any fowl that is not gracing the insides of a KFC bucket.

 

And you are singed. So you are not blonde.

 

Wtf when did I make this?

 

Been drinking, hm?

 

I'd just go with it limey. We solved an existential question, learned of Morfeas's brevity, learned the cows say "Moo" and that you apparently like to visit sites populated by cute creatures being...welll.cute.

 

Ok lets solve something else, where did I leave my keys?

 

DUDE
IT WAS SINGED THE WHOLE TIME!

 

I like white cats and I cannot lie!

 

I personally prefer yellow *****.

 

I like black roosters.

 

These white girls can't claim they don't either

 

This one has a loaded long gun, and looks a bit stressed. Can you help him out Limey??

 

It's a pump action, of course i can.

 

10/10
Would read again.