I've got a jar of dirt.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by BurnPyro, Jan 21, 2016.

  1. IMAGIRL

    IMAGIRL Forum Royalty

    See I enjoyed these things too. It was just some of the acting, and scenes that were lazily CGI'ed in that prevent me from loving it. They were good movies.
     
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  2. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    in other words if lucas had not divorced it might have turned out ok.
     
  3. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    It did turn out okay, just not stellar. I don't find the originals to be stellar either.
     
  4. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    I will cut you with a lightsaber.
     
  5. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Please do.
     
  6. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

  7. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Tape a vibrator to a knife and shank me with it ...
     
  8. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    I like your idea, very Zinsj fake bridge with actors playing around for pirate guest like
     
  9. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    I just realised something.

    the millenium falcon has a busted hyperdrive.

    they are supposed to turn off when they hit gravity to stop the ship from going off course/tearing apart. ( Hence immobilizers/interdictor cruisers)

    yet he dropped out of it inside a planets atmosphere in the new movie, on top of that the new movie does away with the "han lied to country bumpkins" explanation for parsecs ( see Lucas bad writer) meaning only the "skirting close to a black hole remains"( as in literally going a shorter distance).

    the Falcon's hyperdrive doesn't turn off when it hits gravity... that thing is a deathtrap.
     
  10. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    The new lead chick is cute.
     
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  11. Ohmin

    Ohmin Forum Royalty

    Star Wars not stellar? It's in the name!
     
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  12. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    What did I tell you about the Democratic Republic of North Korea?

    Arf. Arf.
     
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  13. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    democratic PEOPLES republic of North Korea.

    GET IT RIGHT!
     
  14. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Just kinda cutting it short because I'm really busy with being bored (and drinking rum with milk, that was a horrible idea)
     
  15. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    it's okay with rice milk, and cinnamon.
     
  16. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Gotta try that. Moping around is so much more fun when drunk.

    (No it isn't.)
     
  17. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    on one of the boats there was this nice Belgian lady and when we did a good job she broke out the good canarian rum and made us some rum and coke.
     
  18. themacca

    themacca Master of Challenges

    Yup, it's pretty bad when the Firking kid from episode 1 is a better actor than anakin in 2 and 3. Also Everyone rags on the prequels cause of Jar Jar, but does no one really care about Ewoks? Jar Jar at least has comedic value Ewoks are just, wtf was lucas going for there. Also #1 Has The Darth Maul fight which is probably the best fight in the entire series (unless #7 added in an interesting fight)
     
  19. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    I'm sorry but you're crazy if you don't think the fight scene between Obi-Wan and Anakin was the best.
     
  20. kalasle

    kalasle Forum Royalty

    The Ewoks didn't talk in terrible accents; they did not commit crimes against our language.
     

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