my ranked team hasn't had to play promos yet, although i think it's easier to skip those also just on the ranked team note, if it's a full 5 v full 5 in the ranked queue and all your buds are higher ranked than you, that doesn't mean that everyone on the other team is gonna be higher ranked than you too. so far as i can tell, it starts out using your individual mmrs averaged or something to guesstimate where to place you, then it uses your overall team mmr to match you and move you around the ladder it's entirely possible you play against teams of bronze or teams of diamond, although i doubt you do either on a regular basis
i'd be surprised if dmr gave a Bane Shift about your account outside of the opportunity to play in bronze that it presents, he's been talking about trying to get in bronze for a while now now, if he decided he didn't like you he might **** around with you a bit, but it's not really as though he can mess anything up too badly i don't think (outside of getting you banned, and given that his main is banned, that does seem possible regardless) but yeah. he has this thing where he throws money at games. like a lot of money. call him king whale.
Boosted hospy out of bronze. There were definatly some smurfs in my games. Honestly though, the attitude was a lot better than in plat. I had 1 flamer in 4 games. I'd sign for that any time.
Got offered 100 dolls to boost someone from s4 to gold. 50 up front and 50 after. Make me wanna start a business
He's the jungler who takes the lowest amount of mechanical skill to learn. Literally as simple as "press R to gank". Also, Flare junglers are pretty popular in bronze/silver because, again, they require very little in-depth knowledge. Just farm for days and carry at 30 minutes. Sorta like Poppy.
The new champion. I'm too pumped to troll with that ult, the possibilities... Hehe, the day Riot gives you the capability to control someone on your team, the day... the day you.... Oh, you get what I'm saying.
i believe it pulls the friendly to you, and then the friendly can dash i dunno what the range is on the friendly-pull and the dash-knockup thing, but i assume it's not global at least