Need translator ploax

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Date Received:23-oct-2014 22:09:49
Status:Read
Subject:hi
add you trade i search wherever faccion renovators or good trades add you trade what runes you have for trade send me msn or add trades and i accept one good

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Date Received:23-oct-2014 23:23:24
Status:Read
Subject:hi
really I have all runes I search good trades you runes I have maybe you have other limiteds or leg you add one trade and I like you trade I accept fast

Seriously... what?!

I wonder if these people are even humans?

 

My eyes hurt now. Oh, nvm turned into a headache, thanks....

 

That's Asian Yoda.

 

where are all the Grammar Nazis when you need them?

 

I was barely able to retain my knowledge of the English language after trying to comprehend those messages. I am afraid any notion I had of the French, Spanish, German and even first language; Dutch, has been lost.

 

This person* or; These people*.

 

You're right. I was thinking in spanish. "Gente" (the translation of "people") is a singular noun