nerf stuff i lose to

As a legendary league player, @BurnPyro can be trusted to hold your runes in a trade.

 

Who you gonna call when you need a bank statement, tickets to the ball game, or a heavy shipment of drugs?

That's right! Burnpyro cuz he's l33t like dat

 

Are you even sure the dangling preposition thing is incorrect? Sounds like a case of hypercorrection to me. I was never taught it was incorrect.

 

All of this.

 

But is he a good cuddler, too?

 

ask @Dagda

 

Burn doesn't really "cuddle". He just kinda lies on the bed breathing heavily while people roll themselves up in his belly fat.

 

It works for me

 

You had me at 'breathing'.

 

he's very cozy