Post your bad pickup lines here

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really

no one

 

You're on a date with a girl and you ask "If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder *touch shoulder closest to you* or this one" *proceed to put arm around to other shoulder and leave there for maximum results*

 

look theres something on your butt.........its my eyes

 

HEY STAY

WHAT IT DO

 

you got time bb

 

Get in the van.

 

Hey there, baby.

Hooh Hah Hoo

 

I'm dagdapede

it's my best one I know

 

*mindtrick gesture from StarWars which is basically just waving your hand in front of someones face*
"You instantly like me."

 

That got style.

Your eyes are blue like the toiletwater at my home! ;D

 

I wish you were the ground and I was a so I could be inside of you.

Then I could under the covers.

Sorry about the bad pokemon puns, but sometimes I just turn my pants come off

 

ain't gonna raichu a love song

 

Your eyes are the same color as my Lamborghini.

 

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all night."
Dip your finger in a glass of water and touch her sleeve with the wet finger. "Let's get you back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes."
"That skirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too."

 

I like the version
"That skirt is very becoming on you, but i'd rather it be coming off of you."

 

"The word of the day today is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Want to go back to my place for pizza and sex?" When she says no, reply "Ok, we'll skip the pizza."
Find someone that appears to have a different ancestry than you. "Do you have any Irish in you?" When she says no, reply "Do you want some?"

 

"Do you know any good pickup lines I can use?"

on a more or less serious sidenote: are there pickup lines for girls to use on guys/girls?