Lies, you were visited by @SPiEkY at night and he whispered things so raunchy and naughty your ear is sore out of sheer ecstasy right now.
Who can dislike a guy who lists "trees" as one of his hobbies!? Definitely one of the nicer dudes in the community. Spieky, marku, and Markoth are like the 3 musketeers of forum nice people. But darklord got me my first two legendaries, so uh, your move Spieky!
My daughter watched Shrek for the first time a couple weeks ago. Now she's watched it three times, and really enjoys it.
Wow... I mean... I feel like your parents should have explained this to you, but I'll give it a shot. You see when a man and a woman like each other... not just like.... but you know... "like, like" each other, they pool together their resources and fedex a magic stork a bunch of money and the next day the stork brings them a tiny consumption machine that they are obligated to take care of for the rest of their lives. And that's where lil' Schmackos come from. Trufax.