The first landing on a comet will proceed in a few hours.

Pretty sure there are no astronauts on it lol. It's just a robot.

 

On the contrary. The crew is comprised of a set of characters who have quite the marvelous skillset. It's quite astonishing, I dare say.

 

doctor, hooker, pirate, pilot, engineer, mercenary, holy man, and genetically engineered secret weapon?

 

mmm Yes, indeed. As well as three pawn-worthy gentlemen who are disposable in the case that the crew faces a hostage situation of alien origin.

Regrettably, however, the hooker did die during launch. They haven't released this information to he public yet, as to not raise any fear, but I hear whispers.

 

I heard it was the Engineer's fault that she died on launch because he wanted a lap dance at 5 G's. Oh well, it's his fault now that he can't get a lap dance at 0 G's, which I would think would be much more fun