Three word story

With hundreds of

 

Fleas, filthy fleas

 

And sexy spiders,

 

And yellow crabs

 

with no fear

 

of being killed

 

by a liberal

 

Stegosaurus. Next time

 

bet the farm

 

and stay drunken

 

Then puke lots

 

of fluffy cakes

 

filled with ducks

 

and other such

 

cute, cuddly, animals

 

from the darkest

 

pits of hell

 

. If I ever

 

have to lick

 

another mystical onion