Three word story

because Hitler was

 

molesting him all

 

day and all

 

funky fresh in

 

the rear end

 

and he liked

 

to think about

 

how to stop

 

hammer time so

 

he asked thealien p)

 

to probe hitler

 

, which it did.

 

Someone posted twice

 

THIS IS MADNESS

 

Exclaimed the president

 

,then thealien took

 

his bendy straw

 

and stabbed hitler

 

"I loved him"

 

Wept the alien