What did the chicken tell the UD player?

... bok ... bok ... bok booooook!

 

How many UD heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


three fakes and one real one.

 

An elf and a stitchling walk into a bar.

Because they've both been blinded.

 

A Huntsmaster's Pigmy Hippo sniffs out a Boghopper Pupil Licking illegal Hypnofrogs, the Huntsmaster says......"My Hippo here tells me you've being licking some illegal hypnofrogs hey, what do you have to say for yourself?"

Pupil - "'I've being licking hypnofrogs!? You're the one talking to a Hippo!"

 

New UD hero is coming. Devs left some preliminary artwork in public space.


Now you can say you gots pwned by Lady Bok Bok Bokaak.

 

I love that @DarkJello's post puts the phrase "You're a racist" right next to a quote from MLK

 

Private message me if you want an explanation. Pay attention to the "logic" used by "our leaders", and you can solve the puzzle.

 

He said: "omw to IS to get a job carrying around OP wizards"

 

Lol, why hasn't this been moves to off-topic. Are the Dev's looking for reasons to nerf UD?

 

Don't worry, Gabby and his hall monitor armband is right around the corner.