Why I should be the next lead dev of Poxnora

1. I will give you all the runes for free
2. I will ban the accounts of all the old players so they cant beat you in ranked
3. I will turn design over to the players
4. I will make SOE pay for it all
5. My brother and mother think I would make a great lead Dev
6. unlike the current lead dev, I am a Christian
7. I cant program but I know some great programmers who can advise me
8. I will make poxnora great again

thank you and god bless pox

 

I thought "Trump" before I even got to 8

 

Will you also IP ban players from Muslim countries?

 

You earned my vote with #4. #8 resonates. Instant classic.

 

Hahah love this

 

You people know a lot about mogaslicers. Bing bing bong

 

But what will you do to make the work of technical divers safer?

( They are all wino's who look like they are late 30's when they are like 20 someting because of all the oxygen, then they retire early then I don't know die or something. Pays a lot though.)

also this: