Write a poem about the name of the last poster

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by KelRama, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. KelRama

    KelRama The King of Potatoes

    Lets do this..!

    Poxnora

    Oh Pox,
    ur like a fox in the mind,
    ur kind and a thing,
    u should ring
    with ur bike bell in a cell.​
     
  2. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    KelRama has been
    On my mind incessantly
    For a thousand years


    It's a haiku! Don't make fun of my creativity
     
  3. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    5-7-5 beautiful

    PurpleTop can be quite comical
    but as a poor man he has to be economical
    He makes by on a bag of ramen noodles
    I wish i could afford to send him poodles
    But these poodles would never fill him up because he's astronomical

    tried my best ;)
     
  4. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    There was a guy named KingJad
    Who had a naughtiness fad
    His soul was all black,
    everyone repelled back
    by his antics, though only a tad.
     
  5. SPiEkY

    SPiEkY King of Jesters

    Your name is Boozha.
    What a loozha.
     
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  6. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    THAT didn't count.
     
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  7. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    i think it did

    See you are boozha
    according to him you are quite the loozha
    infact your poem was terrible
    your rhymes aren't bearable
    infact they make me snoozah
    :cool:
     
  8. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

  9. Emries

    Emries Devotee of the Blood Owl

    Boozha, that's not a poem
    It's an expression
    Those aren't words spoken
    Just signs of your depression
     
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  10. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    Emries you have never
    been so very clever
    as to put those words together
    but my poem is better
     
  11. AmmonReros

    AmmonReros I need me some PIE!

    Oh how I wish I was PurpleTop
    like he is I would be a great warrior
    with spells I could make enemies pop
    and decorate anew my interior.
     
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  12. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Ammon, a clops of repute
    has helpfulness hard to refute
    And only sometimes
    It crosses my minds
    why is his picture a brute?
     
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2014
  13. Dagda

    Dagda Forum Royalty

    Once was a hopper from Nantucket
    Its name it had carved in a bucket
    Carved Boozha the loozha
    His lady he woozha
    And something something something ****et
     
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  14. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    My sweet sweet dagdapede
    He's got everything a man needs
    For his lips as soft as a rose's touch
    He knows it and uses them as such
    But now you're so far away
    And I just can't bring myself to stay
    Germany vs brazil is on, beetch
    .
     
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  15. Loyaute

    Loyaute I need me some PIE!

    There was a fatty
    was very fat and burly
    I think he was burn
     
  16. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    he pumps out those records in a whim
    it's ma bb jimjim
     
  17. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    Firk u boozha he r my bb
     
  18. Loyaute

    Loyaute I need me some PIE!

    Haikus are damn hard
    I hate doing them alot
    Burnie is a *****
     
  19. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    Loy and I are sitting in a tree
    I make love to his face with my knee
    he cried
    then died

    it's a short story/tragedy okay
     
  20. Loyaute

    Loyaute I need me some PIE!

    Shakespeare ain't got Bane Shift on our love, fgt.
     

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